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The Sleepwalker 
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 Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:05 |
 birdwithteeth11 wrote:
I grab the panda's leg and put it in my butthole, and add some lemon juice to my eyes before doing so.
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:07 |
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Do you have a fantasy about a gay panda putting it's leg in your butthole?
Edited by birdwithteeth11 - December 13 2009 at 14:07
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:08 |
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No, do you?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:14 |
No, but you're the one who keeps bringing it up. 
Edited by birdwithteeth11 - December 13 2009 at 14:15
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:17 |
The thought of it's enough to make me bring my dinner up 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:18 |
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What?
I leave for a couple of days to play cricket, and what do I see before my eyes?
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:20 |
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Cricket??? said Dingo to ACYL. Everyone knows where you've been pal and the only thing that touched your middle stump was the leg of that gay panda, huh?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:20 |
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I offer to start a game of soccer/football in the lawn behind the bar. I will be captain for my team and the other captain will be either the gay panda or the barstool that is on fire.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:23 |
I'm English with Spanish flair and also a brilliant goalkeeper so I sack the Gay Panda and get my mates Ronaldo, Tevez and Thierry Henry on my team and we beat Birdwithteeth's Muppets 4567-0. Iker Casillas has to sit on the bench.*
*Final sentence for football afficionados only
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:27 |
el dingo wrote:
Cricket??? said Dingo to ACYL. Everyone knows where you've been pal and the only thing that touched your middle stump was the leg of that gay panda, huh? |
Gay Panda? Who let Gene Simmons into the Bar! This place needs more Trve Black Kvlt Metal. Pandas with de-tuned guitars and nailbands  .
Edited by Any Colour You Like - December 13 2009 at 14:30
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:29 |
I sit down and sob at my embarrassing defeat in the football match, but know that I'm at least smarter and better-looking than a Mexican dingo. 
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:30 |
Yeah okay
let's welcome the deathpanda metal community with open arms. Grotesquely-carved guitar bodies, Kiss-reject boots and tattoos done with a Bosch Cordless okay by the rest of you?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:31 |
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
I sit down and sob at my embarrassing defeat in the football match, but know that I'm at least smarter and better-looking than a Mexican dingo.
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Wanna bet? (I've seen your pic on Rogues) 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:31 |
I tell birdwithteeth that I keep bringing it up because one of my demonic minions is blackmailing me. If I don't mention bird and panda doing unusual stuff bad things will happen to me. 
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:33 |
floydispink wrote:
I tell birdwithteeth that I keep bringing it up because one of my demonic minions is blackmailing me. If I don't mention bird and panda doing unusual stuff bad things will happen to me.
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What's so demonic about these onions you keep mentioning?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:35 |
el dingo wrote:
floydispink wrote:
I tell birdwithteeth that I keep bringing it up because one of my demonic minions is blackmailing me. If I don't mention bird and panda doing unusual stuff bad things will happen to me.
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What's so demonic about these onions you keep mentioning? |
They're evil creatures that fly in bath-mobiles and make you cry when their mystical aura hits your eyes.
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:35 |
el dingo wrote:
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
I sit down and sob at my embarrassing defeat in the football match, but know that I'm at least smarter and better-looking than a Mexican dingo.
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Wanna bet? (I've seen your pic on Rogues) |
Perhaps you could post your picture sometime then.  I suggest to floyispink that he murder the minion that is blackmailing him.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:35 |
WHOA.
Joined: 08 October 2008
Location: Norwich UK
Online Status: Online
Posts: 6666
EL DIABLO!
Edited by Any Colour You Like - December 13 2009 at 14:36
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el dingo
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:38 |
When I work out how to I will (I've no software to take the dpi down and I know nothing about hosting sites  )
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 13 2009 at 14:38 |
Yeah, dingo, you have been lurking around here anon for long enough. No pressure.
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