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The Runaway 
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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 Posted: December 09 2009 at 10:57 |
Let's meet the girls! Girl no. 1: Tanya, blonde, loves to cook, has a good thing for Vompatti's, and has a hell of a right hook. Girl no. 2: Alice. The emo-iest of them all! She has a collection of knives, the entire MCR discography, and a lame hairdo! Girl no. 3: Cameron Diaz. Blonde, famous, movie actress, enemy of Winona Ryder, and some other things.
Let's play... MARRY BUFF KILL AND THEN THE GIRL WHO WINS KILLS WHOEVER I CHOOSE!!!!
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 11:07 |
What?! 
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 11:37 |
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I eat all the girls.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:36 |
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I revive all the girls and they disembowel floydispink and eat his internal organs as he dies slowly.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:37 |
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I order a "sandwich".
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:39 |
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Vompatti gets taken back to a "special room" with a muscular man and he "eats" his "sandwich" there.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:40 |
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I ask for my money back, for the "meat" in the "sandwich" was raw.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 12:41 |
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Vompatti gets his money back and uses it to refill the pool inside the bar with lime jello.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 13:13 |
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I revive myself and pluck all birdwithteeth's feathers.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:17 |
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I regrow new feathers and start planting watermelon seeds in coffee cups. I stack all the coffee cups on top of the bar in one big tower.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:35 |
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I stare at the wall.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:37 |
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The wall stares at me.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:39 |
You nasty wombat, I was expecting somebody to say "The wall stares at FIP". If that would have actually happened, my reply would be "Yikes!". Why don't you say "Yikes", Vompatti?
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67444
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:46 |
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I fear nothing.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:47 |
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Not even Molly Nilsson choosing a beaver over you, just like Winona did?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:49 |
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If it's a fine beaver - and I'm most certain it is - I don't mind.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:50 |
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What if the beaver's intention is to rape and kill Molly Nilsson?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:53 |
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I refuse to believe that the beaver could do something so horrible.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:54 |
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Well...it's a naughty beaver!
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 09 2009 at 15:57 |
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In that case I'm sure that Molly could easily tame him.
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