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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 16:13 |
Run wombat run.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 16:14 |
I never run.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 16:16 |
Well, mosey then. The bar is closing soon and we need all the patrons out soon. A special guest is coming.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 16:35 |
Who is it? I hope it isn't David Bowie again...
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 18:26 |
No, it's Engelbert Humperdinck.
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The Runaway
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 23:50 |
That last name doesn't seem too good...
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el dingo
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 13:26 |
Vompatti wrote:
No, it's Engelbert Humperdinck.
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Whyyyyyy, Whyyyyyy, Whyyyyyy, Vompatti? (O Sh*t, I thought you meant Tom Jones)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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mrcozdude
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 14:31 |
I sit in the corner and drink tea as I've been throwing up from last nights frolics
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 14:34 |
Vompatti wrote:
No, it's Fonzie
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 14:42 |
A gay panda walks into the bar and "Fonzies" a chair.
Edited by birdwithteeth11 - December 06 2009 at 14:43
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 14:47 |
I didn't know there were such things as gay Pandas... Anyway, in an effort to toughen up the Panda, Fonzie pours him a flaming Brandy shot.
Edited by Any Colour You Like - December 06 2009 at 14:48
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:02 |
Any Colour You Like wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
No, it's Fonzie
| I'm a sick pervert who gets pleasure from misquoting people/wombats. |
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:04 |
The gay panda drinks the flaming Brandy shot and becomes straight. He then moves on to fondle only the female chairs in the bar. He also now wears sunglasses.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:06 |
Vompatti wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
No, it's Fonzie
| I'm a sick and confused pervert who gets pleasure from misquoting talking animated wombats. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:17 |
^ I said that?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:19 |
It could have been worse...
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 15:54 |
floydispink wrote:
It could have been worse...like when I had sex with the panda. |
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 16:01 |
birdwithteeth11 wrote:
floydispink wrote:
It could have been worse...like when birdwithteeth had sex with the panda. |
I really enjoyed it, especially when the panda put his leg in my butthole and crapped all over my face!
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Edited by floydispink - December 06 2009 at 16:02
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 16:04 |
^ Could you please describe this position in more detail?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 06 2009 at 16:10 |
Birdwithteeth lay down on the floor twisted, so that both his butthole and his face were easily reachable for the panda. The panda pointed his right leg in birdwithteeth's butthole and his other leg next to bird's head. He launched a flow of diarrhea on birdwithteeth's face and pounded his own butt in bird's face with power. I don't know all the excact details, but this is what I've been told.
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