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Vompatti 
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 Posted: December 03 2009 at 13:59 |
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It's the kind of a heartwarmingly cynical smile that almost looks like a grin. I can't really explain it.
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el dingo
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 14:04 |
 Vompatti wrote:
It's the kind of a heartwarmingly cynical smile that almost looks like a grin. I can't really explain it. |
Perhaps she has a really bad dentist?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 14:07 |
el dingo wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
It's the kind of a heartwarmingly cynical smile that almost looks like a grin. I can't really explain it. |
Perhaps she has a really bad dentist? |
That would mean that we almost have something in common!  (I don't have a dentist at all.)
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el dingo
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 14:23 |
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Now do you remember a couple of days ago I said you'd think of something to say to her? Ask her where you can find a dentist and you'll be in the coffee house in minutes  |
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 14:26 |
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^ Is that where her dentist hangs out?
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el dingo
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 15:04 |
^
Collapses through exasperation 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 15:10 |
*googles "exasperation" and bows his head in shame* 
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: December 03 2009 at 15:25 |
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"Hey You!"
"Yes You!"
"Get your filthy hands off my honey salted peanuts!"
Shouted Bowie.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 04 2009 at 02:42 |
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I give Bowie a new bag of peanuts. Once he's finished eating them he plays a short acoustic gig with the following setlist:
Space Oddity
God Knows I'm Good
Quicksand
Ashes to Ashes
China Girl
Boys Keep Swinging
Drive-In Saturday
When I Live My Dream
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The Runaway
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Posted: December 04 2009 at 06:42 |
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I f**king slaughter David Bowie for not playing his gay love song, Moonage Daydream.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 04 2009 at 18:12 |
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Despite the risk of being slaughtered Bowie refuses to play Moonage Daydream. Instead he plays an uninteresting cover version of Jacques Brel's Amsterdam.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: December 04 2009 at 19:49 |
SERIOSULY THERE ARE 49 PAGES OF THIS RUBBISH NOW
ITS A BAR FIGHT ITS NOT A BAR CAMPAIGN GASHAhafgfg
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 05:15 |
Conor Fynes wrote:
SERIOSULY THERE ARE 49 PAGES OF THIS RUBBISH NOW
ITS A BAR FIGHT ITS NOT A BAR CAMPAIGN GASHAhafgfg |
Stop it, you fool!
*Smacks Conor in the face with a handpalm*
Our lives do depend on this bar fight, you're not going to ruin that, are you?
I get annoyed by David Bowie's appearance and throw him in a toilet.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 05:16 |
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I rush to the toilet and empty my bladder, only to realise that this toilet was already full of David Bowie.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 05:20 |
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As Joel stares at David Bowie who's in the toilet, he's dragged into another toilet by a long arm. Joel is stuck in a toilet now too.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 08:13 |
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The toilet is actually a portal to another dimension where Earth is ruled by a highly developed race of wombats!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 08:14 |
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...From which Vompatti has been banished.
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The Runaway
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 09:35 |
... But the portal is closed and Joel discovers he's stuck in a toilet with a bi.
This sounds like The Decemberists' "Queen's Rebuke". Just put it on the "But the river is deep to the banks and the water is wild" lyric and stretch it a couple of beats.
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crimhead
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 14:05 |
Vompatti wrote:
The toilet is actually a portal to another dimension where Earth is ruled by a highly developed race of wombats!
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Which madman among you domesticated the wombats to use the toilet?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 05 2009 at 16:10 |
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^ We're just like you people: sometimes we use the toilet and sometimes we don't. I've heard it's called freedom.
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