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I break a bottle on my own head, and stare fiercely at everyone else in the bar!
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I go back in the bar, and decide we all should kick Joel because he's stupid and drunk atm.
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As we all kick Joel with force Jon Anderson appears on his happy butterfly, as seen in Joel's avatar. Jon takes Joel's hand and they fly away. Unfortunately there's a fan on the ceiling, which cuts Jon Anderson's butterfly in thousand pieces. Joel and Jon fall on the floor, being surrounded by the massive crowd in the bar.
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The crowd then proceeds to make a 30-minute avant-garde psychedelic rock improvisation using strange objects like Joel.
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Brian Eno asks us if we can reproduce the jam in the studio as he needs a new avant project
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

I stare fiercely at everyone else in the bar, for no reason.
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I smack ACYL in the face and say "Stop staring fiercely at everyone else in the bar, for no reason".
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I dance to some T-Pain and get crunk.
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I smack Joel with my handpalm and tell him "Hey Joel, take a look at our karaoke bar. We've got some serious requests!"
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The Gentle Giant fanboys, now drunk off potent mead and mulled wine, ask for the court Jester to entertain them during happy hour. Unfortunately, the Jester's script has already been written, and he is weeping backstage. Meanwhile, all the Heavy Prog fans are begining a fight over which Rush album should be next on the jukebox. The psych rock fans are still stoned in the corner, and refusing to fight anything other than Norse pagan gods.
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Rush aren't that good anyway.

*Dodges flaming ball of kittens*
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I eat a sandwich and don't really care what music gets played, as long as it isn't Dream Theater.
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I throw Dog Balls!
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 01 2009 at 13:41
Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

I eat a sandwich and don't really care what music gets played, as long as it isn't Dream Theater.


Dream Theater is all that is on the jukebox.
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I destroy the DT jukebox with a sledgehammer, when suddenly Peter Gabriel enters...
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I order a milk . . . in a dirty glass! Cool

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I drink your milk! I drink it up!
There was an Old Man of Coblenz, the length of whose legs was immense;
He went with one prance from Turkey to France,
That surprising Old Man of Coblenz.
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I order another . . . and make you pay for it. Stern Smile
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I file a complaint to customer service regarding unfriendly staff and clients.
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Customer service... what's that?
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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