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The Sleepwalker 
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 Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:08 |
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After drinking 38 beers in this one minute I think I'm pretty drunk. The midgets in wombat image is out of my head (finally), and I start talking to a barstool.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:10 |
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The barstool says to FIP, do you come here often?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:12 |
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I reply to the barstool "Yeah man, I'm here for over a week now. Sometimes I go outside for a while because this place smells like urine, vomit and crap. And you, barstool, do you like this place a bit?"
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:14 |
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The barstool says: "Are you kidding, I hate this place. I hate the urine & the vomit, I hate the barkeep and the midget bikers, but most of all I hate you and your ugly face."
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:15 |
 Any Colour You Like wrote:
A new shipment of Corona has just arrived in time for el dingo and ACYL to engage in a boat race, the Anglo-Saxons vs Everyone else. |
I'm top man at the Boat Race Bro - we have to put the pint pot on our head when we're finished - do you?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:22 |
Vompatti wrote:
The barstool says: "Are you kidding, I hate this place. I hate the urine & the vomit, I hate the barkeep and the midget bikers, but most of all I hate you and your ugly face."
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I cut the barstool in little pieces with my nose that also functions like a scissor. Suddenly everything around me starts to move and become colourful. Suddenly I find myself not in the bar anymore, but instead I'm inside the physical form of the "off at tangents thread". WOW, it looks f*cking brilliant! Hey, why does that chicken eat a bucket, and why is that apple vomiting on an apple pie? This is great, I love it!
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:25 |
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Oh Jeez FiPs been at the mushrooms again says the bartender
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:26 |
el dingo wrote:
Any Colour You Like wrote:
A new shipment of Corona has just arrived in time for el dingo and ACYL to engage in a boat race, the Anglo-Saxons vs Everyone else. |
I'm top man at the Boat Race Bro - we have to put the pint pot on our head when we're finished - do you? |
Of course, it makes it hilarious when someone doesn't quite finish their pint/vessel. 
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:27 |
floydispink wrote:
Vompatti wrote:
The barstool says: "Are you kidding, I hate this place. I hate the urine & the vomit, I hate the barkeep and the midget bikers, but most of all I hate you and your ugly face."
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I cut the barstool in little pieces with my nose that also functions like a scissor. Suddenly everything around me starts to move and become colourful. Suddenly I find myself not in the bar anymore, but instead I'm inside the physical form of the "off at tangents thread". WOW, it looks f*cking brilliant! Hey, why does that chicken eat a bucket, and why is that apple vomiting on an apple pie? This is great, I love it! |
LSD is a wonderful thing isn't it FiP. Trust the Dutch. 
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:29 |
el dingo wrote:
Oh Jeez FiPs been at the mushrooms again says the bartender |
That's why the beerglasses looked like shrooms, isn't it!? I decide to stick in the off at tangents dimension and enjoy the strange, but interesting things happening around me.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:29 |
^^^
One of the midgets isn't dead and is reading a couple of other Just For Fun threads with interest
Edited by el dingo - November 29 2009 at 16:29
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:30 |
LSD isn't legal here, shrooms were, but since about half a year they aren't anymore. Stores still sell them though.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:34 |
floydispink wrote:
LSD isn't legal here, shrooms were, but since about half a year they aren't anymore. Stores still sell them though. |
I'm shocked 
Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 29 2009 at 16:35
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:35 |
There's some woods near us where they can be found (quite a few too) but I've never had the cojones to have one 'cos I'm actually quite scared of things like that  )
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:39 |
el dingo wrote:
There's some woods near us where they can be found (quite a few too) but I've never had the cojones to have one 'cos I'm actually quite scared of things like that) |
Yeah, you can find them here too, but the chances of them actually doing anything is not that great, and you will probably end up in hospital anyway. I've seen a goat nibbling on one before, pretty sure it was harmless, but I wasn't too sure.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:42 |
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I decide to listen to some early Floyd while tripping. I enjoy it.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:43 |
^^
These ones are supposed to be pretty freaky - it's not the kids who pick them but a couple of older geezers who know what they're doing. I only know where they are 'cos my mate drinks with them and somebody spilled the secret location when they were all p*ssed up one night
Edited by el dingo - November 29 2009 at 16:44
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:47 |
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I can just imagine what those geezers get up to in between pints.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:50 |
el dingo wrote:
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These ones are supposed to be pretty freaky - it's not the kids who pick them but a couple of older geezers who know what they're doing. I only know where they are 'cos my mate drinks with them and somebody spilled the secret location when they were all p*ssed up one night
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Isn't that what shrooms are usually? 
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:51 |
^^
Probably you'd imagine right but I'm a snob in some ways - I don't mix with what we call skagheads so I don't really know them that well. if they knew where i lived one of 'em would probably keep me talking while the other one ran round to burgle me 
Edited by el dingo - November 29 2009 at 16:52
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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