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The Sleepwalker 
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 Posted: November 28 2009 at 16:25 |
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I midgets slip in Vompatti's vomit and urine and the show is becoming quite disgusting, though still pretty entertaining.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 28 2009 at 23:44 |
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I leave the bar to get me some Mentos.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 00:08 |
A grey breeze whips through the bar in a haze of Jason Bourne-like speed. All are soon on the ground with various painful but recoverable injuries to key vital points. Blowin Free counts his lucky stars he was getting candy.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 14:31 |
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El Dingo walks in for a relaxing beer after a hard weekend's work. Seeing all the injuries he feels like he's back at work already so heads for the door to check out FiP & Joel's karaoke thread, kicking anything that breathes as he goes
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 14:53 |
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Unfortunately the Joel's and my karaoke bar (The Musical Box) is closed on Sunday evenings. Dingo gets back to the messy bar again, where I happen to be too. Again, midget bikers are dancing to 80's hits.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:00 |
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Disappointed the Karaoke Bar was shut (I was going to do Dancing with the Moonlit Knight) Dingo goes up to the nearest midget and tells him there's free beer and eighties synthpop all night at Vompatti's flat. He gathers up the biker troupe and they all head off to Vompy's place, leaving gthe bar reasonably quiet. I discuss the lyrics of Syd Barrett with FiP knowing this will bore the less enlightened customers of the bar.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:41 |
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As soon as dingo and I start talking about the lyrics of the gnome the door of the bar opens. The midgets are back! They have Vompatti with them, tied up and with a big apple in his mouth. They tell that they've tricked dingo... it was their plan to capture Vompatti... those pesky creatures!
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:48 |
So now they've got him what the  will they do with him? Does the apple in his mouth give us a clue?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:51 |
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OH NO!!!! They start raping Vompatti! The midgets use the oil to squeeze all their zucchini's (there are about 15 midgets), which are surprisingly long, in Vompatti's butthole. I can't look at this! Dingo, we must save the poor wombat!
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:55 |
Spits coffee on keyboard 
Okay FiP don't panic (throws pool cue across). Synchronised head-bashing should do it. GO!!!
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:57 |
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I grab a katana and do a backflip whilst simultaneously slicing a midget in half.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:58 |
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We smash the midgets away with force, but in our rage we bash the midgets to the wrong side. Now all 14 (one was killed by Joel) midgets are smacked into Vompatti's butthole and they're stuck. I don't know about you dingo, but I'm not going to put my hands in there!
Edited by floydispink - November 29 2009 at 15:59
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 15:59 |
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I finish them off with the fire extinguisher. As the last midget dies, Joel removes the apple from Vompatti's mouth and he whispers "why did you stop them, I was enjoying that" " thank you prog warriors of my heart, I salute you"
Edited by el dingo - November 29 2009 at 16:00
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:01 |
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How could you put your hands in there? It's full of midgets, remember?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:02 |
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We don't untie Vompatti though, as he's looking pretty amusin this way. I go to the bar and drink beer, lots of beer to get the gross image of the midget rapist out of my head.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:04 |
^
I dunno, I thought he was rather cute
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:05 |
You enjoy wombats being raped my midgets with huge penises, dingo? 
Edited by floydispink - November 29 2009 at 16:05
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:05 |
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A new shipment of Corona has just arrived in time for el dingo and ACYL to engage in a boat race, the Anglo-Saxons vs Everyone else.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:06 |
 floydispink wrote:
You enjoy wombats being raped my midgets with huge penises, dingo?
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I HAVE BECOME COMFORTABLY NUMB, AND CONSEQUENTLY, HAVE DRAWN THE LINE.
Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 29 2009 at 16:10
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 29 2009 at 16:06 |
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I take a crap to remove the 14 midget corpses from my arse.
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