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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:08

Originally posted by Any Colour You Like

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

A wombat walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his drawing apart. HA!

Fixed.

Fixed x2

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:09

el dingo wrote:

floydispink wrote:

I whisper dingo the secret of haunting in his ears. he promises never to tell it to anyone without my permission or he'll be banned out of the JFF section of PA [!!!!]. Haunting is tough, definitely for beginners, so I assume dingo will have some problems in the beginning. I can imagine him haunting Vompatti's head and wanting him to urinate on ACYL, but things can go wrong and dingo could accidently make Vompatti have sexual intercourse with ACYL. Haunting definitely requires some practice.

Jesus FiP teach me properly - I couldn't have that on my conscience. I mean, poor ACYL. He might have lost the fight but he doesn't deserve one of those two things happening to him. The sexual intercourse is okay, but urinating??? No it's too horrible. You must teach me properly.

It's a tough life as a haunting ghost dingo, I hope you're aware of that. These things might seem terrible, but what would the world be without people urinating on each other?

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:09

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

A wombat walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his drawing apart. HA!

Fixed.

Fixed x2

Fix this!

*Stabs face violently*

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:10

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

Progkid walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve Cola. HA!

Fixed.

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el dingo

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:11

floydispink wrote:

el dingo wrote:

It's a tough life as a haunting ghost dingo, I hope you're aware of that. These things might seem terrible, but what would the world be without people urinating on each other?

Less frequent laundry?

It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:12

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

ACYL walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve sheep. HA!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:14

progkidjoel wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

el dingo walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve tequilla and tapas. HA!

Fixed.

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:14

progkidjoel wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

Joel walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve Jon Anderson. HA!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:14

Quote train time... I think we have found the Bar Room Meme.

Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 26 2009 at 15:15

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:16

w00t!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:20

floydispink wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

FiP walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve manic depressives . HA!

Fixed.

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:24

Any Colour You Like wrote:

floydispink wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

ACYL walks into a bar.
The bar does not serve kiwis. HA!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:24

^Been done already!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:25

progkidjoel wrote:

^Been done already!

The kiwis?

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:26

^Sheep!

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:26

floydispink wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

floydispink wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

*Urinates on bar door*

(Time for a contextual joke!)

Roger Waters walks into a bar.
The bar only serves David Gilmour. HA!

Fixed.

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:27

progkidjoel wrote:

^Sheep!

Then why did you say my post was done before when it wasn't? Shocked

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:27

progkidjoel wrote:

^Sheep!

That's why we call it the Baa

Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 26 2009 at 15:30

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:30

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

^Sheep!

That's why we call it the BAAAAAAAAAAr

*Shakes head and pinches bridge of nose in shame*

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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:31

Any Colour You Like wrote:

progkidjoel wrote:

^Sheep!

That's why we call it the Baa

LOL BEN IS THAT YOUR MUM XD ROFL