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Any Colour You Like 
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 Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:48 |
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FiP begins to recite Roger's lyrics.
Everyone in the bar commits suicide - they had daddy issues too.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:50 |
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Victory is mine!!!!!
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:57 |
Comfortably numb, we all became ghosts like FiP. Having committed suicide thanks to the recital of Rog, we couldn't be buried in holy ground so FiP thought he was better than the rest of us.
No elitism here cried ACYL and challenged FiP to an ectoplasm-vomiting contest
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:03 |
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"I'm no communist" cried ACYL.
"But this has gone too far FiP, we are all equal in Ghostdom, and I desire the right to be buried in holy ground, and thus, attain the ability to haunt all members of poparchives.com for all eternity."
Progressive Elitism was the winner on the day.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:06 |
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I will not tell you how to haunt people ACYL, and you won't be burried in holy ground. I'n the world of ghosts your rank is based on how long you are a ghost. I have got one VIP ticket though, and only one person can get it. Fight, dingo and ACYL, fight for for it!!!!
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:09 |
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el "Mariachi" dingo vs Any "Acid" Colour You Like
Betting is now on.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:12 |
I've counted the bets. ACYL: $781 Dingo: $1020 (as he still has got vampire skills too)
3... 2... 1...
FIGHT!!!!
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:18 |
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ACYL begins by breaking dingo's acoustic guitar. Enfuriated, dingo launches into a furious melee, unfortunately for el dingo, ACYL has developed a heightened sense of perception through a basic concotion of natural herbs and spices, and thus deduces that el dingo will tire within several minutes.
ACYL thus attempts to wait the fight out before launching a characteristic Nu Zild attacking style. (Involving bottles, cricket bats and an old Ford pickup)
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jampa17
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:19 |
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I bet Any colour you like will leave the dingo into a strange yellow color...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:37 |
El Dingo, he is scorned. He summons up his trusty Strat (Squier  ), plugs in and devastates ACYL with some hardcore punk chording that makes his ears bleed. Unable to survive this unexpected onslaught, ACYL begs Dingo not to play the intro to White Riot. Cruelly, Dingo plays and ACYL surrenders the ticket. Dingo is now a bona fide ghost. He unplus, waves to the adoring crowd and asks FiP how to haunt properly
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:54 |
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I whisper dingo the secret of haunting in his ears. he promises never to tell it to anyone without my permission or he'll be banned out of the JFF section of PA [!!!!]. Haunting is tough, definitely for beginners, so I assume dingo will have some problems in the beginning. I can imagine him haunting Vompatti's head and wanting him to urinate on ACYL, but things can go wrong and dingo could accidently make Vompatti have sexual intercourse with ACYL. Haunting definitely requires some practice.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:58 |
 floydispink wrote:
I whisper dingo the secret of haunting in his ears. he promises never to tell it to anyone without my permission or he'll be banned out of the JFF section of PA [!!!!]. Haunting is tough, definitely for beginners, so I assume dingo will have some problems in the beginning. I can imagine him haunting Vompatti's head and wanting him to urinate on ACYL, but things can go wrong and dingo could accidently make Vompatti have sexual intercourse with ACYL. Haunting definitely requires some practice. |
I'M DRAWING THE LINE I'M DRAWING THE LINE I'M DRAWING THE LINE I'M DRAWING THE LINE!!!
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:58 |
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I'm too tired & hungry to read the previous posts, so I just urinate on whoever's nearby.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:59 |
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 14:59 |
floydispink wrote:
I whisper dingo the secret of haunting in his ears. he promises never to tell it to anyone without my permission or he'll be banned out of the JFF section of PA [!!!!]. Haunting is tough, definitely for beginners, so I assume dingo will have some problems in the beginning. I can imagine him haunting Vompatti's head and wanting him to urinate on ACYL, but things can go wrong and dingo could accidently make Vompatti have sexual intercourse with ACYL. Haunting definitely requires some practice. |
Jesus FiP teach me properly - I couldn't have that on my conscience. I mean, poor ACYL. He might have lost the fight but he doesn't deserve one of those two things happening to him. The sexual intercourse is okay, but urinating??? No it's too horrible. You must teach me properly.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:00 |
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:01 |
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*RUNS AWAY*
Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 26 2009 at 15:01
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:03 |
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*Urinates on bar door*
(Time for a contextual joke!)
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his family apart. HA!
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:04 |
progkidjoel wrote:
*Urinates on bar door*
(Time for a contextual joke!)
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is tearing his wallet apart. HA! |
Fixed.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 15:05 |
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I'll fix you!
*Smashes beer bottle and waves broken end wildly*
Edited by progkidjoel - November 26 2009 at 15:06
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