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Moogtron III 
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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 Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:48 |
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I'm not - hips - evil. I just have a - hips - temper.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:48 |
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I've got a light. Let's burn Moogtron - and his harpsichord - says Dingo who smokes far too much
Edited by el dingo - November 26 2009 at 12:49
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:51 |
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but wait... is not illegal to turn on a light inside bars...??? I won't aloud to us break the law...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:52 |
You can't - burp - 'scuse me - burn me. I'm too full of beer. Fire will get out imme - burp - diate -burp... ly  Where's me straw, and me beer?
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:52 |
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So dingo prefers the grass over a nice beer? Now I see why his behaviour in this bar has been so strange.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:55 |
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Dingo almost always smokes a Spanish tobacco called Domingo. Anyone suggesting anything else might be mixed with the Domingo would be categorically wrong (except weekends)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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jampa17
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Location: Guatemala
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:55 |
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besides that he is an EMO... lets burn him better... what do you said...???
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 12:58 |
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Suddenly crowds of real Emokids enter the bar bringing their own ropes stakes fuel and matches. Burn as please says the leader, shyly to Jampa
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:00 |
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For some reason the emokids enjoy hanging out with dingo. The emokids show dingo their cool shiny razors.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:04 |
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Dingo invites Vompatti to vomit on the Emokids. He does so. They leave. I invite Vompatti to urinate on FiP. Vompatti takes a while to consider, then drinks twenty litres of water and says: I'll be back in a while"
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:05 |
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Because I know what's going on I haunt Vompatti's head and make him urinate and defecate over dingo.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:10 |
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You think FiP, you think. But having been a fully trained healthcarer for the last three months, Dingo whips out his invisible Acme urine/faeces shield and all Vompatti's expulsions rebound onto the walls of the bar. As it was your idea, you are presented with the compensation demand. Many $$$.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:12 |
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I like a good game of darts now.
Into the bulls - eye three times. Oops, sorry FIP, dingo and jampa, it's the eyes alright but no bull. Does it hurt?
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:13 |
A ghost doesn't have to pay, as I just tell those who want my money that I will haunt them for the rest of their lives. Anyway... I'm hungry. I look at Vompatti and he looks like nothing more than a crunchy wombat. I prepare the grill.
^ (Moogtron) I'm a ghost, how many times do I need to tell you all?  And your drunk, so you can't aim and accidently throw all darts into a random barstool.
Edited by floydispink - November 26 2009 at 13:15
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:17 |
 Moogtron III wrote:
I like a good game of darts now.
Into the bulls - eye three times. Oops, sorry FIP, dingo and jampa, it's the eyes alright but no bull. Does it hurt? |
Not being personal but if English is your second language that play on words is equal to Vompatti standard - and potentially that's actually quite a compliment 
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:17 |
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I already thought - hips - why it doesn't get stuck in your eyes like with the others.
Don't tell me I hit - hips some emo - kids. They're all over the place. Maybe I should sing a - hips tearjerker and they will drown in their emotions.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:18 |
el dingo wrote:
Moogtron III wrote:
I like a good game of darts now.
Into the bulls - eye three times. Oops, sorry FIP, dingo and jampa, it's the eyes alright but no bull. Does it hurt? |
Not being personal but if English is your second language that play on words is equal to Vompatti standard - and potentially that's actually quite a compliment |
Thanks, that's a compliment to both me and Vompatti 
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el dingo
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:19 |
More from me. on reflection
Where's Vompatti asks the local harlot
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:21 |
Drinking water, eating a greasy burger, urinating, vomiting, crying in the corner of the bar, thinking about sophisticated posts or painting a piece of art for hard cash I suppose 
Edited by Moogtron III - November 26 2009 at 13:23
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: November 26 2009 at 13:26 |
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On hearing Moogtron's reply la femme fatale decided it was worth staying in the bar as she might now actually be able to earn some money. She sidled up to FiP and said: "Do you want to talk about the lyrics of Roger Waters... or do you want to jiggy-jig pour beaucoup l'argent?"
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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