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Vompatti
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 04:34 |
*wets himself*
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 04:47 |
*Laughs maniacally*
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 04:48 |
*cries. cries! CRIES!!!*
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 04:54 |
*Eats your soul for dinner*
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Points: 2970
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 10:15 |
*soul then engulfs your duodenum, making you choke up 13 pounds of ham*
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 10:18 |
What! How did this armadillo tank enter the bar?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 10:19 |
broke down the wall. Fool!
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 10:20 |
Why didn't you just enter through the door?
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 10:24 |
doors are for tools!
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 11:47 |
for tools or for fools...???
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 12:20 |
I kill both Tool and Fool.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 12:25 |
Really?
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 12:34 |
A manticore comes in and ignores the armadillo tank and other violent visitors. He orders a pint and some nuts and spits in the spittoon. He whistles "Genevieve, Sweet Genevieve". He wags his barb and seems as if he's having a good time.
Or is he just playing it hard?
Edited by Moogtron III - November 25 2009 at 12:36
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 13:22 |
After a brief health and safety inspection, the Public Welfare Committee agree to extend the bar's license, subject to enforcable regular hourly vomit clean-ups.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 14:23 |
I haunt one of the clearer's head and make him throw vomit over everybody.
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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 14:39 |
el dingo wrote:
After a brief health and safety inspection, the Public Welfare Committee agree to extend the bar's license, subject to enforcable regular hourly vomit clean-ups. |
Only the British would let comrade clipboard into the Bar.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 14:47 |
^
Oh how true
And we let him get out alive again
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 14:54 |
Comrade Clipboard is lucky the local Kiwi Rugby team had only had 2 dozen drinks each, and had not yet began to vomit and fight everything that moved, otherwise the Bar owner may have been in some trouble.
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Moogtron III
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Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 15:12 |
If there has to be vomitted, use the spittoon (or vomittoon).
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Points: 67444
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Posted: November 25 2009 at 15:30 |
I stop to admire the beauty of language in the above sentence. Then I vomit.
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