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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:22 |
I urinate on FIP for no particular reason. My urine blends in with his tears.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:28 |
This blend creates some strange chemical thing. Vompatti gets struck by it and turns into a...
Giant beaver!!!!!![Shocked Shocked](smileys/smiley3.gif)
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:36 |
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:44 |
What's the Finnish word for beaver, Patti?
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:46 |
"Majava". It's only used for the animal though.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 12:48 |
We're talking about the animal now, aren't we?
Majava, who used to be called Vompatti, eats many drunken people and crushes them with his enormous teeth. I laugh at the massacre that's going on... nobody stands a chance against the giant Majava.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 13:14 |
Ants from the fridge are now approaching the bar. Run!!! Run!!!
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 13:15 |
The ants seem like abig treath, but nothing can stop the giant Majava. He sweeps away the ant with his huge tail and gnaws at the bar stools, which are about the size of his fingers.
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crimhead
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 13:35 |
floydispink wrote:
This blend creates some strange chemical thing. Vompatti gets struck by it and turns into a...
Giant beaver!!!!!![Shocked Shocked](smileys/smiley3.gif)
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To quote Leslie Nielsen from "The Naked Gun"......."Hey, nice beaver!".
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 13:41 |
Since I am now a big, brown beaver, I wonder if Winona would have me as a pet?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:13 |
She already has one beaver, she doesn't need another.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:16 |
Maybe she's bored with the one she has?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:16 |
Who could ever use more than one beaver?
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:19 |
She could take me and sell the old one on eBay.
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:20 |
Why would anyone buy some stinky, old beaver?
*Gets ready to fight*
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:23 |
Stop it Joel, you know you can't beat Majava!
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:24 |
WINONA'S BEAVER IS NOT STINKY!!! ![Angry Angry](smileys/smiley7.gif) *attacks progkid in furious rage*
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:32 |
Umm, what's going on in here, this is supposed to be a bar fight not a massacre
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progkidjoel
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:33 |
^There's a difference?
*Waits for the moment to attack, and kicks Vompatti in the groin, steals his wallet and runs away*
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 14:34 |
progkidjoel wrote:
^There's a difference?
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Who's Vompatti? You mean Majava, I assume?
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