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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:26 |
Just before I run away, I stick a drumstick in the midget's eye.
Edited by Any Colour You Like - November 23 2009 at 14:29
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Any Colour You Like
Prog Reviewer
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:26 |
*Runs away and hides behind the bar, next to the stashes of whiskey, vodka and rum*
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:27 |
^
You missed a bit
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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TheProgtologist
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Joined: May 23 2005
Location: Baltimore,Md US
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:35 |
Jody strides into bar,finds Any Color You like cowering behind bar and smashes a whiskey bottle over his head.
Who's next?
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:36 |
David Bowie?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:37 |
*Hides under a pile of dead bodies and does his best not to cry aloud.*
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:37 |
ACYL wasn't cowering, but after a bottle was smashed over his head, he is now.
Instead of getting angry, ACYL decides to get blindingly drunk instead.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 14:37 |
I haunt the Progtologist's head and make him attack dingo.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 15:10 |
Dingo says he is ACYL and that ACYL is El Dingo. Naturally that leads to The Progtologist battering ACYL by mistake, and ACYL is hence very angry. He whistles up his flock of Transylvanian werewolf vampires and orders them to attack FiP because of all his spooky hauntings.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 15:13 |
As I'm a ghost the werewolves can't touch me, and even if they could it wouldn't matter. They actually don't even attack me because they are distracted by the midget biker elephant. Those naughty beasts take the midget biker elephant back to Romania and have a nice diner.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 16:23 |
I climb up on stage and read the Dylan Thomas poem "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night".
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 16:24 |
^ Why do you read a Dylan Thomas poem instead of one of your own poems?
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 16:30 |
^ Good point. I climb up on stage again and read the following poems from the collection Some Late Early Works:
Science Friction
We Can Spit at Most Things
These Three Things
How I Hope to Meet My Future Wife
Too Many Miracles for One (1) Day
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 16:40 |
Everybody is listening to Vompatti's poetry when a group of hiphoppers enter. They talk gangsta language and order lots of beer. They make the bar even a bigger mess than it was before. All of us proggers try to get 'em out (by friday), but they are with too many and act like violent gangstaz.
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Neurotarkus
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Joined: April 18 2009
Location: Negativland
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 20:23 |
suddenly, the banana.
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Posted: November 23 2009 at 23:42 |
Jumps up and.
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el dingo
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Location: Norwich UK
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 00:15 |
says: "I'd better emigrate to the Silly Story III thread."
Tired out by his poetry recital Vompatti falls asleep and dreams of winning horses and Winona. He collapses next to ACYL who has drunk too much whisky, and the two of them look like a perfectly sweet couple as they sleep.
Trouble is the hiphop crewz get the wrong impression and...
Edited by el dingo - November 24 2009 at 00:16
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 03:18 |
Disaster strikes. The hiphoppers start pulling Vompatti's and ACYL's noses and smashing them with their shiny necklaces. We all feel sorry for the both of them though, and decide to slaughter all hiphoppers with chainsaws that the bar seems to have in stock.
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progkidjoel
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Joined: March 02 2009
Location: Australia
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Points: 19643
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 03:20 |
...Joel is forced to a dance-off with the said Hiphop Crewz.
After several wild backflips, Joel emerges victorious from the bar and lives happily ever after, until realising he has serious alcoholism and attempting to treat it by drinking massive amounts of alcohol in a very short time.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: November 24 2009 at 03:33 |
Jon Anderson returns and lays his hand on Joel's butt. Joel is to drunk to realize it's Jon Anderson and squeezes Jon's zucchini. Jon cries out loud but everybody ignores him.
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