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Points: 7053 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2009 at 11:22

Although he has returned, Vompatti's postcard sent from Denmark arrives, showing him considering the suggestions of Madame outside a Copenhagen brothel

 


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I will never forget that amazing desert landscape in Copenhagen. Smile
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Fine art critics examine the postcard and realise that Vompatti actually lied and went to Tunisia, where doubtless the you-know-what laws are more relaxed
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I eat some French cheese.
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Last night's black metallists come back in search of further goat parts but, finding none, descend on the French cheese wrapper and take it home to their lair with the intent of conjouring a horrible incantation with it
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I fly around, which is what ghost do, don't they?
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I buy a round because i have all the money I got from selling carnage tickets last night
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I drink beer and get drunk. Now when I try to read people's minds it all looks very difficult.
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Laughing at a drunken FiP, ACYL wakes from his peaceful slumber to munch on some bar snacks and a pint to start the day.
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Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Angry demons enter the bar because somebody seems to have puked on them. I push Jon Anderson towards them and they violently slaughter him. 
 
Right after that unfortunate event, I spy Peter Hammill sitting alone in a corner.
 
Me:  Well, hello, Peter Hammill!
PH:  Hi, Hurri Curri.
Me:  Say, you look rather bored.
PH:  Oh, I'm just pondering the meaning of life . . . and death. . . .
Me:  You wanna see some demons?
PH:  Yeah!!!  I've never seen a demon close-up before!
Me:  Oh, you'll get to see them real close-up. . . .
 
I lead Peter Hammill to the flock of demons.  I push him into their midst.  They rip his flesh apart, killing him.  As he dramatically perishes, he shouts:  "You'll pay for this, Hurri Curri--you and all your horrible PA friends!"
 
Once he is finally dead, the ghosts of Peter Hammill and Jon Anderson conspire to get back at us.  From where I'm standing, I can hear snippets of their conversation:  . . . "kill them all" . . . "carnage" . . . "army of demons and leprechauns" . . . "pitchforks". . . .
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Unfortunately for ACYL one of these bar snacks turns out not to be tapas but in fact last night's wombat-vomit and he becomes violently ill and all the Goth kids hanging around the doorway laugh at him big style.
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Originally posted by Tin Of Hurri Curri Tin Of Hurri Curri wrote:

Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Angry demons enter the bar because somebody seems to have puked on them. I push Jon Anderson towards them and they violently slaughter him. 
 
Right after that unfortunate event, I spy Peter Hammill sitting alone in a corner.
 
Me:  Well, hello, Peter Hammill!
PH:  Hi, Hurri Curri.
Me:  Say, you look rather bored.
PH:  Oh, I'm just pondering the meaning of life . . . and death. . . .
Me:  You wanna see some demons?
PH:  Yeah!!!  I've never seen a demon close-up before!
Me:  Oh, you'll get to see them real close-up. . . .
 
I lead Peter Hammill to the flock of demons.  I push him into their midst.  They rip his flesh apart, killing him.  As he dramatically perishes, he shouts:  "You'll pay for this, Hurri Curri--you and all your horrible PA friends!"
 
Once he is finally dead, the ghosts of Peter Hammill and Jon Anderson conspire to get back at us.  From where I'm standing, I can hear snippets of their conversation:  . . . "kill them all" . . . "carnage" . . . "army of demons and leprechauns" . . . "pitchforks". . . .
 
Which of them mentioned the leprechauns?
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I have a nice ghostly chat with Peter Hammill and tell him how to read minds. Jon Anderson wants to know it too but he is flirting with Joel before I can explain it to him. PH and me start reading minds. Dingo enjoys ACYL's illness. Tin has evil thoughts about monkeys and bananas and ACYL thinks about puking and mean goth kids.
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Mean goth kids? Where, oh where?
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The mean goth kids seem to have a female wombat pet that's flirting with Vompatti.
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Unfortunately for the Goth Kids, ACYL is a qualified bar brawler and Prog Metal fan, and therefore repeated right hooks to the face in 9/8 renders their attacks useless.

El Dingo joins in with the classic 'el mariachi' guitar smash to the head, FiP following with blastbeat kicks to the groin.
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The gothkids flee, but leave the female wombat pet behind. She moves towards Vompatti...
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I ignore the female wombat and begin to approach the mean goth girls . . .

I WON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!!!!!


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but they fled already. Vompatti gets back to the corner again and cries.Tongue
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Ecstatic in our victory, us brave, fearless ProgMetallists tread the Goth shrouds into what remains of the carpet, then open a civilised debate about what really does constitute the finest Opeth album. I propose my favourite, Still Life, but am shouted down by...
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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