Yeccchhh...

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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. 

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. 

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. 

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. 

"We just love the chocolate around them."

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mystic fred Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252	Topic: Yeccchhh... Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:12
	A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."
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el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:19
	I think I'd better do a bit of serious onboard PC censoring before I dare to post here While I'm thinking: Bloke walks into the doctors and says: "Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains." Doc replies: "Oh, pull yourself together man!"
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.

el dingo Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053	Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:21
	Okay I've thought. Old Sid goes to the Quack and says: "Doctor It's about me bowels." Doc: "Yes Sid, what about them?" Sid: "Well I go nice and regular at half past eight every morning." Doc: "So what's the problem, Sid?" Sid: "I don't wake up till ten past ten."
	It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.