Yeccchhh...
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Topic: Yeccchhh...
Posted By: mystic fred
Subject: Yeccchhh...
Date Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:12
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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of OAPs when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks her: "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?" "We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied. "We just love the chocolate around them."  -------------  Prog Archives Tour Van 
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Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:19
I think I'd better do a bit of serious onboard PC censoring before I dare to post here
While I'm thinking:
Bloke walks into the doctors and says: "Doctor Doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains."
Doc replies: "Oh, pull yourself together man!" ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |
Posted By: el dingo
Date Posted: November 23 2009 at 13:21
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Okay I've thought.
Old Sid goes to the Quack and says: "Doctor It's about me bowels."
Doc: "Yes Sid, what about them?"
Sid: "Well I go nice and regular at half past eight every morning."
Doc: "So what's the problem, Sid?"
Sid: "I don't wake up till ten past ten."
 ------------- It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough. |