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I replace the ugliest midget with Simone Simons



I offer her some grape jello.
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Yeah second disc though please?



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Definitely, one of the best live recordings I know.Thumbs Up
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I replace the best dressed midget (Tom Cruise) with the bassist from Mindless self indulgence  



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Now we are getting somewhere.
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Baby oil or to soon?



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Thinking that this bar fight has gotten too tame, I start throwing chairs at people.  Those who get hit go down like bowling pins.  An angry Simone Simons strides over to me and rips off my nose with her bare teeth.  Blood gushes from my face.  I want my nose back, so I madly chase Simone all around the bar, dripping blood as I go.  I push her into the pool of grape Jell-O, and I dive in after her.  We begin to punch each other, but then we get too tired to keep fighting.  Still floating in the pool, we eat some of the Jell-O.  We merrily improvise a song about how wonderful Jell-O is, and she graciously gives me back my nose.
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What happened to the black metallers - did they get the bits of the goat and p*ss off, or are they still there?Confused
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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I made them all cry
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Originally posted by el dingo el dingo wrote:

What happened to the black metallers - did they get the bits of the goat and p*ss off, or are they still there?Confused


All the black metallers left when Joel cranked out a blistering mini-moog solo, oh, and we had a lot of semi-naked biker midgets covered in baby oil wrestling with David Bowie.
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Sounds like a good night had by all (well, except the ducks). Does Joel know what me and FiP did to Jon Anderson?
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Hmm, don't think so... he will find out in due time.
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WHAT DID YOU DO?!
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Don't check the last few pages if you want to know what became of one, Jon Anderson, formerly of Yes, now of nothing.
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Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

Joel and Jon Anderson involve Vompatti in it. They put potatoes in his butthole and cover him with the genitals of dead ducks. Also they tattoo a big penis on his forehead.


*I cry violently when I realise that Vompatti intruded on our potato bondage!*
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Having found out that Denmark treats me no better than any other country, I come back to the bar, walk right up to Joel and use my classic pick-up line: Dooooo Iiiiii com'ereeeee offfffffffffthen?
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 23 2009 at 06:37
Originally posted by Any Colour You Like Any Colour You Like wrote:

What we need is some more neon lights over the bar, I'm turning this place psychedelic.

And then for no reason anyone can explain (I think) one of those mysterious disco mirror balls appears in the bar...
http://www.wicksteedpark.co.uk/images/content/Pavilion%20Nights/Disco%20Ball%2009%202.jpg


Edited by Slartibartfast - November 23 2009 at 06:41
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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I read slartibartfast's mind and I see him thinking about big balls. 

I also haunt Vompatti's head to annoy him.
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I open a gate to a demon dimension and vomit through it.
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Angry demons enter the bar because somebody seems to have puked on them. I push Jon Anderson towards them and they violently slaughter him. 
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