Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*

Midgets?Peak?Is that a heightest remark?


You know how I get defensive about my midgets

hmmmmm *Imagines the midget human tower


We have to get their baby oil off before they attempt to climb to avoid them slipping.

I haunt everybody's heads to make them help Cozdude whiping of the oil from the midgets.

floydispink wrote: Any Colour You Like wrote: And with a quiet drink, ACYL passes into the 1k club here at PA. He shouts the all the bar a drink, and for once the music stops, the Midgets put some clothes on, and the fighting subsides. Peace, at last. But where's the fun in that? Cue Carnage. Great job ACYL, only 21,374 posts to go till you have as much as Vompatti!

Not true, I just tend to get carried away in JFF, plus I usually can't be bothered dealing with most of the repettetive fanboyisms and band bashing that occurs in many of the boards.

I construct a pool in the middle of the bar and fill it with lime-flavored jello. I then push floydispink and all the midgets into the pool.

floydispink wrote: Any Colour You Like wrote: Not true, I just tend to get carried away in JFF, plus I usually can't be bothered dealing with most of the repettetive fanboyisms and band bashing that occurs in many of the boards. That, and I try to post in all threads outside JFF that I have an opinion about or care about. The problem is that over half of all threads outside JFF are Dream Theater threads, and I happen to disgust Dream Theater.

You forgot that the other 49% are all on the classic big bands.

birdwithteeth11 wrote: floydispink wrote: Any Colour You Like wrote: Not true, I just tend to get carried away in JFF, plus I usually can't be bothered dealing with most of the repettetive fanboyisms and band bashing that occurs in many of the boards. That, and I try to post in all threads outside JFF that I have an opinion about or care about. The problem is that over half of all threads outside JFF are Dream Theater threads, and I happen to disgust Dream Theater. You forgot that the other 49% are all on the classic big bands.

Yep, that is basically it... and I can't really comment on the more obscure threads, because I don't know enough about those bands/artists or genres.

Anyway, these Midgets aren't going to clean themselves, and that Jelly ain't gonna get wrestled in untill we tidy this place up.

I go swimming in the pool of jello. I eat all of the jello in it then fill it up with grape jello.

^sounds good.Can we replace these midgets with some hot women?


I'll be sad to see them go but we are due for a change.