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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 15:56 |
I eat another ghost sandwich
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 15:58 |
and I go to sleep somewhere safe to avoid the carnage.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 15:59 |
Carnage KNOWS NO BOUNDS. Absinthe at the ready, flaming shots lit, Tequilla bottles primed.
The Bar awaits.
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
Status: Offline
Points: 3144
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:00 |
HOHOHO I SUCCED AGAIN
I jump behind the bar.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:02 |
I haunt Blowin' Free's head and he starts dancing with the midget bikers.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:06 |
*SNAP*
ACYL catches Blowin' Free in a compromising position with the afforementioned Midget Bikers, only to lose the camera when one Mr Fripp thinks he is taking photos of said Fripp.
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mrcozdude
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Joined: July 25 2007
Location: Devon,UK.
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Points: 2078
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:07 |
I have to pull Blowin Free apart from the biker/rodeo midgets as I say "No Touching"
then the real Carnage ensues when the Midgets begin to cover themselves in baby oil then foam poars from the ceiling during a bright light show to Motorhead's overkill.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:15 |
I haunt Blowin' Free's head again and make him touch the oily midgets. Cozdude gets mad at Blowin' Free...
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Any Colour You Like
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:16 |
Baby Oil?
I ain't touching nothing covered in that stuff, not sure about Lemmy though.
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Points: 67443
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:18 |
Back in Denmark I vomit & urinate on the peaceful Danish landscape.
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mrcozdude
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Joined: July 25 2007
Location: Devon,UK.
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:19 |
"NO TOUCHING MY DANCING GREASED UP OILY BIKER/RODEO MIDGETS!"I ban blowin free from the bar.
Then I ask "What happened to the ducks and David Bowie?"
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
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Points: 10841
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:20 |
Oh, don't ask: you know strange things happen in the backroom...
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mrcozdude
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Joined: July 25 2007
Location: Devon,UK.
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:22 |
Coz enters back room only to see Bowie & the ducks...
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:23 |
... And a HUGE living penis.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:26 |
*Opening the door to the backroom, ACYL recoils at the sight before him*
Some things should just not be seen by human eyes... so send in the WOMBAT/GOAT thing.
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mrcozdude
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Joined: July 25 2007
Location: Devon,UK.
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:32 |
With the oily greased up dancing rodeo midgets,ducks,David Bowie,Ghosts,A hybrid wombat duck and a huge penis mrcozdude realises why he loves the PA bar.
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Any Colour You Like
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:35 |
Now that's a progressive bar entertainment system.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:37 |
I realize ACYL has 999 posts and hope he'll celebrate his 1000th post in the bar!
Edited by floydispink - November 22 2009 at 16:37
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mrcozdude
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:37 |
^The thread has just peaked with that joke.We should probably close this thread.
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The Sleepwalker
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Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 22 2009 at 16:39 |
I am sure midgets can peak ACYL celebration easily.
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