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The goat (see a few posts up) walks into the bar and orders a legendary non-alcoholic drink: "milk from a dirty glass".
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The bartender checks the goat's ID then refuses to serve the drink as the goat's underageShocked
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What a miserable crime! I haunt the bartenders head and he kills the goat.
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Someone calls the cops under suspicion of serving underage goats alcohol and dirty milk. However, the goat, now an ex-goat, lies motionless upon the floor, twitching from time to time.
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On hearing of the goat's impending doom, lots of black metal fans rush the bar with scissors, knives, machetes and nail-clippers to take away pieces of the dying animal for use in their bedrooms for nefarious purposes
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Who let the black metallers into the bar?

*Looks at the bouncer, who resembles a fully kitted out Gaahl*
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"Not us" cried the Emokids standing outside with their lollipops and razorblades, whispering dismissive criticisms of the bouncer's hairstyle
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Luckily the emo kids killed themselves quite quickly afterwards. 
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Cozdude still has his midgets awaiting orders to dress up a bikers.Coz awaits for the confirmation from the rest of the guys.



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I haunt Cozdude's head and make him change his avatar to the old Frank sitting on the toilet.
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Best go with those midgets mr dude - I mean if we wait for CPicard much longer it'll be well past closing time.
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I eat a ghost sandwich.
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Laughs at Floyds request and says "you cant make me" but to his horror it had already been changed Shocked

The midgets do what they do best & get changed into their biker gear and begin to dance to Steppenwolf

*I'm not sure how politically correct the last sentence is



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Another haunt has succeded!Evil Smile

I watch the clumsy midget bikers dance.
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As the midgets enjoy Steppenwolf, the lads settle down to enjoy the show, only dimly aware of the carnage about to ensue.
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*tumbleweed*
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Before the carnage begins, el dingo puts on some Motorhead to give the bikerdancers a change from Born to be Wild. He then goes round the bar yelling Carnage! Carnage! Tickets for the Carnage! and soon collects lots of money from the assembled folks.
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The bikers are coming! I can see a big cloud of dust on the highway... Yeah, I can see the bikes and... But...? What the... Hey, they don't see to drive really straightforward... But... But...

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Okay, forget about the bikers, they're already drunken and are not able to fight...
Gosh! It looks like many of them even wet themselves... No wonder the skinhead is sad.
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Was that the best you could do? Thank God for Cozdude's rodeo/bikermidgets!
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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