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"I'm looking at the wombat in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways"

Or if you prefer Fish over Michael Jackson: "And the wombat in the mirror has sad eyes"
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Originally posted by Moogtron III Moogtron III wrote:

"I'm looking at the wombat in the mirror, I'm asking him to change his ways"

Or if you prefer Fish over Michael Jackson: "And the wombat in the mirror has sad eyes"

Or if you prefer Peter Hammill: "Could this be the wombat who never shows the cracked mirror what he's feeling",
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Where's the bar tender...??? this fellas need more alcohol in their veins... Oh, there he is, flirtering with Jon Andersons picture... damn, everybody here is guy...!!!
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Not everybody is... guy as you said. There were two ladies around.
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I thought I wrote gay... but I don't mind... ok... I go with the ladies then... they need little distraction...
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The ladies are the ladies of which Conor has fled earlier. They are sexy on first sight, but soon jampa realizes they have genitals. Their penises are swept gently over jampa's body.
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Points: 10616 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 20 2009 at 18:44
This looks like they want to tell you something, jampa Embarrassed
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Tin Of Hurri Curri, disguised as Jon Anderson, sneaks into the bar.  She has a Taser in her pocket.
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I kill the She Tin.
Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.
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Blowin' Free fails at killing Tin. Tin Of Hurri Curri suddenly gets pushed on the ground. It is progkid Joel, who wants to show his love for Jon Anderson. Tin, who's pretty angry, pushes Joel back... at that same moment a monkey appears and steals the Jon Anderson disguise. Joel gets mad for Tin not being Jon Anderson and starts spitting on Tin.
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Amid the torrent of spit from Joel, I ruthlessly zap Blowin Free with my Taser.
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David Bowie get into the bar and ask for a piņa colada... everybody stares at him...!!!
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The spider from Mars has arrived, the scary monster, the super creep, the genie in jeans.
Will he be tasered or lasered or are people going to ask for his autograph?
The tention mounts, while David takes a sip from his piņa colada.
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Jampa walks to David to ask for his autograph. Suddenly he feels some rumbling down below... feces splat all over the place, also over David Bowie. 
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over David Bowie too...???!!!Shocked
Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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We realise there may of never been a barman.So I take over,I ask Bowie to leave as he makes the patriots feel uncomfortable.He leaves gracefully whilst whispering "I'll be back" under his voice.



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Jampa gets angry at mrcozdude for sending Bowie away. He yells some nasty words at cozdude and smacks his handpalm on cozdude's cheek.
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Mrcozdude chases Jampa around the room to the benny hill theme for an hour until Cozdude realises his mistake.He then offers everyone free drinks and cigars and goes outside to see Bowie weeping in the rain and asks if Bowie would like to play some songs.He says yes.



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A duck enters the bar. He eats everybody but has to crap. In the toilet everybody gets free again. the duck leaves.
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I notice that floydispink is a ghost.  Using the "Phoenix Function" on my Taser, I shock him back to life.  He now has super-strength and the ability to read minds.
 
To get Vompatti to stop sobbing and moaning (he is still distraught over nothing), I viciously smack him on the head with my Taser.  Winona is horrified by my aggression and she rushes to Vompatti's side.
 
I Taser Blowin Free again, just for laughs.
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