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Any Colour You Like 
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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 Posted: November 17 2009 at 18:11 |
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We will fight them on the bar mat, we will fight them on the tables, we will fight them on the patio and we will never surrender!
- at least untill the beer runs out.
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam
Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
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Points: 29630
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 18:16 |
 Vompatti wrote:
And I'm gonna crawl.
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Now I'm feeling that I've got to get in to get out.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 18:29 |
^ Trust me, you don't want to get in here. 
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The Runaway
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Joined: May 28 2009
Location: London
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Points: 3144
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 19:37 |
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I think he does... I smash Vompatti on the head with a chair and arrange a quick welcome party for Slarti. It has booze. TONS.
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manofmystery
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Joined: January 26 2008
Location: PA, USA
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Points: 4335
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 01:26 |
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BITE HIM! BITE HIM IN THE NOSE!!
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 Time always wins.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 05:22 |
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Deciding this bar was totally uncivilised, Jon Anderson walked out in a hissy fit, refusing even to order his usual organic spritzer. However, ProgkidJoel supplied some necessary adulation, and Jon returned, only to be...
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 05:27 |
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...called on to the stage to sing a Happy Birthday to Progkid/Wonderous Stories medley.
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el dingo
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Joined: October 08 2008
Location: Norwich UK
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Points: 7053
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 05:35 |
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This total abuse of all things musical led to another outbreak of violence, during which Winona drove a six-inch stiletto boot into Andersonīs throat.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 05:51 |
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I lick Winona's boot clean.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 09:56 |
Though Vompatti can't help it, he vomits over Winona's feet. Winona looks angry at him and he accidently vomits over her upper body too. Winona feels like Vompatti is only wanting to harm her. 
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 10:23 |
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Winona kicks me with her sexy boot until I begin to cough uncontrollably and bleed a little.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 10:42 |
finally Buffy gets into the bar, go straight where I was and kiss me... I'm mad at her... because I cannot drink my beer because her mouth is on my mouth... but I'm willing to resist the punishment...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:03 |
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Buffy actually thought that jampa was a vampire, and she stabs him in his heart with a steel pin. The leprechauns that still hang around in the bar urinate all over his body.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:05 |
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But what you didn't knew was that I was playing in the piano in the other side of the bar, Buffy kill one of my clones... I'm too famous to be out there without protection... so... Buffy get excited about my piano playing...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:09 |
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I see jampa playing piano and I eat a part of the bar. Buffy says "Hey y'all, wazzup?" before she steals jampa's shoe and runs away.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:10 |
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What...??? I cannot play without my shoe....!!! Vompatti... do something...!!!
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:12 |
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Vompatti can't do anything but crying for knowing that santa is a pathetic drunkard. Also, a terroristic attack kills Buffy and burns jampa's shoe into ashes.
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam
Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
Status: Offline
Points: 29630
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:25 |
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I knew I shouldn't have come back in here, now I have crap all over me again.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Points: 15141
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:26 |
Definitely at this moment, as jampa is having an emotional breakdown because of his shoe and Vompatti because santa is a drunkard.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Posted: November 18 2009 at 12:27 |
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^ Get a beer and get over it man...!!! Santa is alone on that table... go with him... he needs companie... and my shoe..!!! damn buffy..!!!
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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