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el dingo 
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Location: Norwich UK
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 Posted: November 17 2009 at 11:50 |
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I gently beckon in my secret ally from outside and all is laid to waste, very quickly actually, thanks to the BSWD. No beer mugs required.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:14 |
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I kick ED into the mouth of the BSWD and he is now chewed up.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:19 |
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While the BSWD bites BF in half I get on the stage and sing Old Black Joe.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:21 |
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Spat out and renewed with BSWD power, ED lays the entire bar to waste (with the exception of Vompatti & Winona, cos they“re kinda cute)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:22 |
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Stupid dingo, at least let me live too!
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el dingo
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:25 |
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But you weren“t in the bar FiP - you were outside buying some dodgy Floyd tape
Edited by el dingo - November 17 2009 at 12:25
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:27 |
Ah, then it's all fine. 
I put together the remains of Moogtron's piano and start playing it, even though I can't play piano at all.
Edited by floydispink - November 17 2009 at 12:28
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:29 |
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I get confused because FIP plays the melody of Old Black Joe all wrong. So I decide to beat him to death with a microphone.
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el dingo
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:30 |
I then invite Vompatti to do something violent to stop you playing the remains of Moogtron“s piano but Vompatti, being Wombaticus Pacificus, sadly declines. To be violent, that is.
Edit: guess I was wrong about Wombaticus Pacificus 
Edited by el dingo - November 17 2009 at 12:31
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:30 |
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I go into a cannon and get shot at Vompatti. Vompatti is now Hole-patti and I am now Blowin Fried.
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The Sleepwalker
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Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 12:32 |
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I ignore Vompatti's microphone smashing.
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CPicard
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Joined: October 03 2008
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 14:32 |
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I jump on the next computer and start looking for "BSWD". Then, I put some bolts in the piano, so any song would sound like an opus of John Cage.
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jampa17
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Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:07 |
Johnny Cage,...??? Mortal Kombat...???
I was on the piano playing some good ol' songs, I didn't knew there where so many pianos...!!!!
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Conor Fynes
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Joined: February 11 2009
Location: Vancouver, CA
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:09 |
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What about mellotrons?
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:33 |
^ What about senior women and toilets? 
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:34 |
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^ And I thought I was the sick one here!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:40 |
You should have seen Conoir several pages ago. It was simply insane! 
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mrcozdude
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Joined: July 25 2007
Location: Devon,UK.
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 15:40 |
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I sit next an old drunk who claims he used to be a roadie for hawkwind.
I don't believe him because every old drunk says that.So I smash him over the head with a pool cue.
He dies....
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Any Colour You Like
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Joined: May 15 2009
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Points: 12294
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:06 |
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Gorgoroth comes up next on the Jukebox.
Everyone looks at Progkid and El Dingo.
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horsewithteeth11
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Joined: January 09 2008
Location: Kentucky
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Points: 24598
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:13 |
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I use my telekinesis to change the jukebox to Devin Townsend. I then dance a merry jig on ACYL's stomach.
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