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I order fries and a coke.
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That'll be $2.30 thanks Vompatti. Ready in 10 - just have to fire up the deep fry.
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I go outside to get some fresh air.
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I plant a hand grenade in the mouth of Matt's elephant and then attempt to impale it with my stripper's pole.
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While outside I watch what happens inside. I see the elephant explode and parts of it's body are launched around the bar. The genitals fall in the frier where Vompatti's meal is being made.
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Since the fry cook is from McDonald's he doesn't notice the difference
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ROFL. I throw A Person out of the bar to protect him from the deep fry. The deep fry explodes. No one is dead but the stripper pole is, again, stuck in bird's teeth.
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I down some Guinness and perform several backflips.
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I go back in the bar again. I see Joel backflippin' around the bar and I kick him out of the air.
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2009 at 03:26
I return to the bar and am suitably impressed by the mess you guys made out of it.  Unfortunately, I couldn't acquire the nuclear (nukular) device, so I'm tossing in the Holy Hand Grenade.
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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*Throws [Random Monty Python reference] at Slarti!*
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WHERE ARE MY FRIES???!!!! Angry
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Here they are! *Splashes hot oil in V's face*
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I rub the hot oil all over my naked body and ask again: W H E R E   A R E   M Y   F R I E S ? ? ? ! ! ! ! ! Angry
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*Hides erection*
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*Kills pkj's erection by hitting him in the groin with the pole*
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Points: 19643 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 16 2009 at 03:40
You want wunna thoise, you bluddy beava? [Said In sickeningly Australian accent] *Shakes fist*

*Throws Vompatti across pool table*
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*grabs the pool table and flings it at progkid*
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*Dodges pool table and leaps several meters at Vompatti with broken Vodka bottle*
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*blocks broken Vodka bottle with chair and bites progkid's arm off*
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