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The Runaway 
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 Topic: Bar Fight! *throws beer mug*
Posted: November 15 2009 at 10:55 |
This thread is the first ever, PA BAR FIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! In here we just pretend we are in a bar and write down our actions, which sould be punches or kicks, or falcons punches, or falcon kicks. Anything that can hurt in a bar, basically.
Example:
Vompatti: WHO SPILLED MY WINONA MILK?!?
Joel: *punches vompatti* I did!
Blowin Free: *breaks vompatti's mug on Joel* ROFLPWNT
CPicard: *chokes Blowin Free*
Joel: *Gets CPicard off Blowin Free and assists BF*
and so on and so forth.
WHO SPILLED MY ARGUS MILK?!?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:05 |
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I'm too busy fighting the foo.
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 15 2009 at 11:23
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:08 |
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You keep rejecting my topics and then they become very popular! ARGHHHHHHHH *headbutts Slarti*
Edited by Blowin Free - November 15 2009 at 11:08
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:15 |
Owww, dammit!  Pouring a pint over Blowin's head... 
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 15 2009 at 11:24
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:17 |
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Did you just... NUH UH! Do you like tequila? *breaks tequila bottle over Slarti's head*
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:18 |
I demand a lime with that.  In fact, several.
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 15 2009 at 11:23
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:21 |
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Here's your lime!
*Squirts lime juice in Slarti's eyes*
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:23 |
I need some salt with that.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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crimhead
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:25 |
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Blasphemy to have a bar fight on Sunday, the day of our lord.
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:26 |
*Throws salt in Slarti's eyes* Blasphemy! I'll show you blasphemy! *Chokes crimhead with a rosary*
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:27 |
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Oh, that feels much better somehow. Running away but returning with a tactical nuclear warhead...
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 15 2009 at 11:33
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:28 |
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I stop Slarti, turn him around, and give him an epic punch to the face!!!
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 11:33 |
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The TNW was already detonated, everything you perceive after that is a figment of your imagination.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 12:00 |
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I grab both Blowin' Free and Slartibartfast and smack Blowin' Free's head in Slarti's nose.
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CPicard
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 12:02 |
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Gosh! How violent you are!
I prefer to stay close to the ladies' space, hiding myself with a wig and lipstick.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 12:48 |
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I ban CPicard for faking transvestitism. WHOOPS WRONG THREAD. I take CPicard and shove into the ladies room!
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 12:57 |
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I grab a bar stool and swing it against Blowin' Free's back.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 13:04 |
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I get up and deliver an elbow-shot to FIP's head.
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The Sleepwalker
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 13:07 |
I stretch my arm until my hand reaches Blowin' free's eyeball. Then I squeeze it till it cracks and white juize flows out of it.
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The Runaway
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Posted: November 15 2009 at 13:09 |
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I kick FIP in the sack. He is now unable to have children.
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