Girlfriends & Wives Who Like Prog |
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guitargods2009
Forum Groupie Joined: September 22 2009 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 85 |
Posted: October 05 2009 at 01:49 | ||
Just goes to show that you shouldn't reject a girl 'cause she's not a prog head (especially if she's hot!!). So here's some pointers for 'ya fellas out there.
1. Agree that her favorite gerne of music (hip-hop, country, ragtime) is also your favorite (even if it's true). This gets your foot (among other things) in the door.
2. While you're gettin' down to buisness with her, slip on a copy of "Dark Side Of The Moon" on the CD changer. That'll add to the mood (trust me on that one).
3. After dating her for some time go ahead and spin some Dream Theater or Mars Volta when you're both just cruisin' down the countryside.
4. Next take her to your flat and play Guitar Hero or Rock Band using selections from renown prog rockers.
5. Follow step 2. After which her response should be along the lines of "Gee dear, who's that your always playing eveytime we're making out?" She'll take a liking to Floyd becoming her first favorite prog band.
6. If you play your cards right overtime she'll disown her original taste in music and start listening to Floyd or Rush on her own terms (making her into a convert).
7. CONGRATS! Not only do you have a hot girl who's so sexy but also enjoys prog almost as much as your horny self.
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omri
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 21 2005 Location: Israel Status: Offline Points: 1250 |
Posted: October 05 2009 at 04:55 | ||
I did allmost exactly what you suggested here (exept it was Wish you were here). It is still her favorite album and PF is her favorite band. It is just me not part of it anymore. Now, do I have the patience to go all over it again ? |
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2009 Location: Guatemala Status: Offline Points: 6802 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 11:08 | ||
Here in Guatemala, I still don't met a girl who likes -or at least know- about prog metal... So is hard to say... my girl -still is not formally- she said she wants to here what I like... that she really wants to support me on that... she likes "Hollow Years" and "Through her Eyes" but get a little scared when I show her Six Degrees... jejeje... she is not made for metal... but a least didn't ask to skip the heavy songs... So... I suggest the Falling into Infinity... and seems that she start to have the idea... jejeje... what we need is patience...!!!
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friso
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 24 2007 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 2506 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 12:14 | ||
So everytime you want to listen to your favourite Floyd records you get districted by your girlfriend who's in the mood? Whaha
I never listen to prog during the act, I get distracted... Stupid me.. |
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 08 2008 Location: Location Status: Offline Points: 28772 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 12:31 | ||
Oh, I don't reject them, as I really don't have a problem listening to other styles of music (I won't necessarily enjoy everything but I can deal with it). Musical taste is something that can be worked on over time. Believe it or not, though, I've met a girl here at college who's heard of bands like Echolyn and another one who loves King Crimson. So not all hope is lost to get a girl who likes prog. |
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 12:36 | ||
If she does you might want to check her out for testicles...
Bad joke, sorry, unless you did get a good laugh out of it. |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 12:44 | ||
I actually did play "Dense" for my wife a few months ago and she told me it "wasn't bad". I nearly freakin' fell over. |
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 08 2008 Location: Location Status: Offline Points: 28772 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 12:53 | ||
It's true, you can't be too careful with girls who claim to like prog. |
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Negoba
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 24 2008 Location: Big Muddy Status: Offline Points: 5210 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 13:04 | ||
Whenever my wife happens to walk in when I'm listening to prog, almost universally I get "What is THIS???" Three minutes is about the max on really mellow stuff.
There are a very few albums she tolerates, like Harmonium's 5 seasons. At the same time, she hates the Decemberists. What's a guy to do?
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Vibrationbaby
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6898 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 13:23 | ||
Fortunately my wife has a doctorate in musik. She is very open minded towards any style.
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harmonium.ro
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: August 18 2008 Location: Anna Calvi Status: Offline Points: 22989 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 16:34 | ||
Weren't you a bachelor?
Of course you can't imagine. You'd need my GF for that. |
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Angelo
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: May 07 2006 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 13244 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 17:36 | ||
My wife likes Marillion and my girlfriend is more into Opeth... I wish I could take them both to a concert at the same time.
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avestin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 18 2005 Status: Offline Points: 12625 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 18:26 | ||
Most guys would want to avoid having their girlfriends and wives meet... |
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memowakeman
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 19 2005 Location: Mexico City Status: Offline Points: 13032 |
Posted: October 07 2009 at 20:45 | ||
My girlfriend loves prog, so I can choose option 1 :D
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 16:45 | ||
Your girlfriend sounds cool
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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The T
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 17:22 | ||
My girlfriend loves DT and other prog-metal bands, as well as metal bands like Amorphis. She has gone with me to three concerts (Iron Maiden, DT, Metallica). She even likes some extreme metal. She also enjoys Muse and bands like it. On the other side, she absolutely couldn't stand Frank Zappa, something she also shares with me. She didn't like Amon Duul II either, again, compatibility is almost perfect.
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SaltyJon
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 08 2008 Location: Location Status: Offline Points: 28772 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 17:48 | ||
But...but...Zappa and ADII are both so great. |
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King Crimson776
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 12 2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2779 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 17:57 | ||
This is one hell of a b*****ding process. :P I might just be fine with making out to some goddamn R&B or even... Reggae... ugh... but for reggae she'd have to be DAMN fine. I don't think I could make out to Pink Floyd. I'd be torn between making out and furrowing my brow and stroking my chin. That might freak her out a bit. :P
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inrainbows
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 20 2008 Location: on a rainbow Status: Offline Points: 489 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 18:12 | ||
It's better for you to be in another concert. Leave them alone to the other one |
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guitargods2009
Forum Groupie Joined: September 22 2009 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 85 |
Posted: October 12 2009 at 22:20 | ||
Actually, I've taking both my wife and a girlfriend out to a concert before. Now I'm still single and can't figure out why.
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