Author |
Topic Search Topic Options
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: March 30 2009 at 11:15 |
In this moment I think I'm in the wrong place.
|
|
progaeopteryx
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 03 2005
Location: Refrigerator
Status: Offline
Points: 3613
|
Posted: March 30 2009 at 19:00 |
I drop pens out of an old army bag. The audience is at the edge of their seats.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: March 30 2009 at 23:00 |
What audience? I thought this was a private jam. (I put my clothes on and feel slightly embarrassed.)
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65271
|
Posted: March 31 2009 at 00:35 |
I let the pressure get to me and have an accident I haven't had since I was six
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: March 31 2009 at 01:05 |
In this moment I pull Atavachron's foot out of the urinal.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 25 2009 at 00:04 |
I put quarters inside a plastic bottle and put the bottle in a footlocker which I stuff full of waterfoul and then proceed to throw down a flight of stairs, while playing a classical concerto on a kazoo.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 15:50 |
I tune my guitar into DADGAD and fart twenty times.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 16:43 |
I drop walnuts on a tin roof while turkeys run across a linoleum floor.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:04 |
In this moment I'm telling the voices in my head to stop telling me this is the wrong thread in this moment.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:12 |
I attach the vacuum tubes to a waterwheel while playing six violins with my feet.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:17 |
I pretend to scream in agony while strumming the blood spattered strings of my DDR made acoustic with a running hair dryer.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:33 |
I play 16 different tapes of 25 different bassoon auditions while attempting to stack bread pans in the shape of Panama.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:36 |
I pour water on various aluminium objects.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:46 |
I throw three fat women down the stairs.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:50 |
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 17:53 |
I play a trumpet in a very sensual jazz style and yell 'kill kill kill' at the most appropiate times.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 18:03 |
I say "tomato".
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: June 27 2009 at 19:06 |
I turn a faucet off and on with the vibrations from my muted baritone saxophone.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
VIP Member
Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
|
Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:19 |
I resurrect this thread.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166178
|
Posted: July 28 2009 at 18:29 |
Damn, that is loud.
I play a prepared fiddle while playing a piano with my feet.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.