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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 15:45
Originally posted by laplace laplace wrote:



but honestly, I really hate a great deal of music: punk and pop-punk inc. what we are currently meant to call emo, screamo and more distantly hardcore and metalcore, trance, hip hop and rap (especially the brand coming out of the UK with the terrible rhymes which is supposedly being "smarter"), a lot of early jazz, all singer-songwriter stuff, rock'n'roll, hard rock and power metal, twee pop and indie in general allowing for a few talented/inspired bands, brit-pop, post-rock, neo-progressive awfulness, electrohouse with too much stuff going on/"bloghouse", chiprave, the blues and especially boring old laptop noise.



What the heck is "twee-pop" and "chiprave"?

I've heard of twee pop but never understood what it was.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:42
Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

if ''. The REALLY BAD stuff is sometimes ironically hilarious to listen to.'' my favorite band is '' caninus''

caninus is a  black metal band [ or a  dog grindcore  ]that the singers are  2 real dogs. hilarious
 
 
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Now THAT'S what I call growling! Cool
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:44
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:46
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:49
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Originally posted by martinprog77 martinprog77 wrote:

if ''. The REALLY BAD stuff is sometimes ironically hilarious to listen to.'' my favorite band is '' caninus''

caninus is a  black metal band [ or a  dog grindcore  ]that the singers are  2 real dogs. hilarious
 
 
LOLLOLLOL
 
 
Now THAT'S what I call growling! Cool
 
That's a new school of black metal called bark metal... LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:51
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 20:53
LOL And finally:
 
 
 
 
Shocked Eat your (still beating, bloody, steaming) heart out, Neil Peart, you pantywaist!!!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2009 at 22:06
Peart and Cobham together wouldn't come close ! Ah, muppet Computers!Wink Priceless!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 03:22
Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by Toaster Mantis Toaster Mantis wrote:

The real worst bands of all time are garage bands that never got as far as getting a record deal with anyone because there is no audience outside the band that it could possibly be marketed to. You've most likely never heard about them, and if you've heard them you've deliberately forgotten about them because they were too bad to even leave a lasting impression on you.
 
However, some can be so bad that for one record only, they are good, e.g. Randy Avey (?) and The Green Fuz  on Here Comes The Green Fuz (found on one of those Pebbles collections of 60's garage band recordings.
 
One of the great grating compilations was Kenny Everett's Worse Records Ever (or some such title) a mix of bad C'n'W and badder early British pop singles. One British artist even went back into the recording studio to re-record two tunes for the legendary Kenny, since Decca Records won't give permission for the originals' use - as a clue, the singer had a hit in the UK with Venus In Blues Jeans. One American C'n'W  song had each verse devoted macabrely to the death of one of the male singer's family  - with each death getting more outrageous than the one before. Fun, I don't think and indeed the way it was sung was akin to fingernails scrapped down a blackboard - three verses I think was the limit before the pain really kicked in.


Yeah, but notice that those aren't the kind of band I was talking about... in all cases, they were at least good enough for someone to want to publish their music. Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 06:17
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

So, you want some bad stuff? You're looking to the WORST bands of all time? Well, MySpace is full of them.

From my point of view, a lot of black metal bands (even the Great Ones) are just horrible: bad production; lousy musical skills; unability to write correctly built songs... But that's just an opinion and a taste.
I would also talk about the Shaggs, but they are somewhat charming in their "naïveté".
 
I just love The Shaggs....there is a point when it's getting nice again ... in terms of movies Zappa used the term cheepnis ....seeing the strings attached to the giant spider and everything: Slade, Kiss, Spinal Tap great stuff..... the music I really don't like is soulless producer music that you can here in a lifestyle bar not even muzac or elevator muisc which can be nice too....but some substandard jazz singer from hell with a big record contract, because every label wants to sign a nice looking jazz singer who pleases the whole family,.....Dead  
 
 
 
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 10:54
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 12:05
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phyg_uIPQII&feature=related
Pretty well done, this one! LOL
 
I like Coldplay, though -- especially the new one.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 12:10
Originally posted by slacker babbath slacker babbath wrote:

http://www.myspace.com/brokencyde
Oh my GAWD, that's horrible! Dead
 
(To me, anyway.)  
 
I like their stage namez -- 2 clvr! Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 12:15
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2009 at 14:02
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A&feature=related
 
Ha! Beethoven fans, beware! LOL


That Beethoven comment made me think you were about to link to something by the Great Kat.Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2009 at 12:31
Hi,
 
And grossly over-rated ... Metalica!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2009 at 12:37
Where's Hanna Montana on this list?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2009 at 12:51
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A&feature=related
 
Ha! Beethoven fans, beware! LOL



hahahaha!!!!


I want to throw in System of a Down- I hate them with all my being.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2009 at 13:26
You guys got it all wrong It`s Australian 70s glam band SKYHOOKS  Their album Ego Is Not A Dirty Word has to be the worst album ever released ( except for Céline Dion`s complete catologue, but that goes without saying).Here are some titles that I can remember :

You Just Like Me Coz I`m Good In Bed
Why don`t You All Get F***ed
All My Friends Are Getting Married
Ego Is Not A Dirty Word

What a waste of guitars, amps and drums. These guys (?) make the Bay City Rollers sound like Led Zeppelin.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2009 at 15:43
Originally posted by HughesJB4 HughesJB4 wrote:

Originally posted by Equality 7-2521 Equality 7-2521 wrote:

That or the band is Limp Bizkit. 


I always thought you remove Fred Durst and it's actually not bad.
Wes Borland is a surprisingly talented guitarist and you can hear that in some of their songs, but the vocals totally ruin their music and make it unlistenable really.


I'll agree without Fred Durst they could have been a decent band, but with him behind the wheel you're doomed to put out songs like Rollin
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