The Progressive Auto Insurance Chick

Vompatti wrote: Well, she's by no means a quiet one.

So she could be wild and loud in the bed then. 

Vompatti wrote: crimhead wrote: Vompatti wrote: Well, she's by no means a quiet one. So she could be wild and loud in the bed then.  If that's true, why can't I hear her?

Warning, you are in the wrong bed, get out now!!!


Edited by Slartibartfast - January 28 2009 at 14:01

Vompatti wrote: Ooops, I'm sorry. . . . HEY, WHAT IS THE PROGRESSIVE INSURANCE CHICK DOING IN YOUR BED???

You know that's a really good question as I am not home at the moment.


Edited by Slartibartfast - January 29 2009 at 08:18

Whose bed am I in anyway?

Where are you,
progressive insurance chick?
Where does your immense smile
now decorate the atmosphere?
Whose bed do you sleep in tonight?
Are you wild and loud as they say,
or gentle and warm, like a panda
or the dying light of a summer day
on a lonely cliff somewhere
not far from the sea?

Do your lovely hands ever tire
of waving in the air,
insuring -
by their very mindlessness -
insuring.
Oh, progressive insurance chick,
the laughter of my heart,
where are you?

When I got home there was no progressive auto insurance chick in my bed but it was crawling with British-accented lizards.

Allstate said my bed lizard infestation policy didn't cover that sort of thing as it is considered an act of Dog.


Edited by Slartibartfast - January 29 2009 at 15:09

Bump.

From Wikipedia:

Bumping old or inactive ("dead") threads is occasionally called "necroposting" or "thread necromancy", and the bumped posts referred to as "frankenposts". "Dead" threads that are reawakened are often called "thread necros". People who resurrect old threads are often called "threadomancers".


Edited by Vompatti - February 01 2009 at 14:21

Vompatti wrote: Bump. From Wikipedia: Bumping old or inactive ("dead") threads is occasionally called "necroposting" or "thread necromancy", and the bumped posts referred to as "frankenposts". "Dead" threads that are reawakened are often called "thread necros". People who resurrect old threads are often called "threadomancers".

Lmao. That's awesome.

^ Huh?   

StyLaZyn wrote: The Whistler wrote: You know, I think she's hot, but in a creepy way. Kinda like Creedence Lenore Gielgud from Troll 2 (don't ask). So I guess the point is...I can't vote. But awaiting her arrival to the 'chives with baited teeth and all that.  I won't ask. No way. Flo is the best!

Right on!