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Vompatti 
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
 Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:13 |
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^ Why me? As much as I love her, she's a bit . . . creepy.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:18 |
Creepy? No way. Goofy, Hellz ya! I think you are the perfect candidate to ask her.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:19 |
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What exactly should I ask her?
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:21 |
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Since she is Progressive, would she consider being part of this website. Maybe she could bring her writers too.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:22 |
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As an artist or as some kind of a mascot?
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:30 |
As a member. Of course, she could do YouTube videos for the main page. We could have her talking to Robert Fripp about Prog.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:33 |
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Oh! I think I'm too shy to ask her... What if she says no?
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:39 |
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You can do it! I have complete faith in your powers of persuasion. She won't say no to you.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:42 |
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But . . . I don't even know how to contact her. Besides, I can't just ask her, can I? She'd think I'm some kind of a weirdo! (I'm not.) And . . . how am I even supposed to talk to a girl?
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:55 |
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OK, here's a rough sketch of how I would ask her:
Dear Progressive Auto Insurance Chick! I'm a great fan of your work. It reminds me a bit of Bela Lugosi. Say, have you ever considered becoming a member of a progressive rock site? I sure wish you were here. Sincerely yours, Vompatti. |
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:56 |
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First you need an official title as representative of ProgArchives. That will get you beyond the weirdness. You will see this title as a badge of honor. And that badge of honor will give you the confidence to present the idea to her. She will see that confidence and be smitten with you. She will then galdly accept the proposition.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:57 |
That was good.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 11:58 |
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What would my official non-weird title be?
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 12:01 |
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You will be Sir Vompatti - Master of ProgArchives Official Inviations
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 12:07 |
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Sounds cool! Now all I need is the progressive insurance chick's e-mail address.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 12:16 |
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hotprogressiveinsurancechickcalledflo@progressiveinsuranceplace.com
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 12:22 |
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It doesn't work.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 12:32 |
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That's the only one I have. She must have changed it.
I knew I was emailing her too much.
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crimhead
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 15:10 |
Maybe someone can contact the lady that wrote the article about her?.... [email protected]; 445-3649 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 15:23 |
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That can't be a real phone number! There's no 555!
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