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    Posted: January 22 2009 at 13:37

Imagine you just met a girl and she asked you the famous question "What music do you like?"  You don't know what music she likes or knows of. You don't wanna bore / embarrass her with obscure bands that no one heard of, but you also don't wanna make yourself seem like a conformist with no individual tastes by popping out big names like "Pink Floyd" and "Yes". So what would your answer be?

Here's one of mine:

Quote Girl: So, what music do you listen to?

Me: Metal. Progressive metal. Death metal. Progressive Death metal. Middle-eastern Progressive Death metal. (and look into her eyes and say slowly) Orphaned Land.

The great thing about it is that, whether this girl knows about metal or not, she will enjoy my answer regardless. And Orphaned Land is just a cool name to say.

This answer is also quite informative. Now she knows much about me: I'm a metalhead, proghead, funny guy (or at least try to be one) and world music lover.
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I usually never quote myself, but:
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:


I mainly listen to post-industrial hardcore country jazz and electro-gothic avant-garde blues. Basically anything you can dance to.
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Points: 16715 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2009 at 14:15
Originally posted by paganinio paganinio wrote:

 but you also don't wanna make yourself seem like a conformist with no individual tastes by popping out big names like "Pink Floyd" and "Yes".
Hahahaha! Do I dare use the p word? 

Now, I admittedly am a dude who actually knows what you're talking about, unlike your intended victim, but I would have great difficulty avoiding laughing in your face, and I'm not sure it's for the reasons you intend. 

And it doesn't say you like world music, just that you really like Orphaned Land, perhaps to an unhealthy degree. Progressive death metal (or whatever over-specific genre they are) with middle eastern touches is not the same thing as actual world music--or even prog rock. So I wouldn't say it's informative, either.

I say I like jazz and most people drop it at that, which I'm happy with, even if their conception of jazz is almost certainly not mine.


Edited by Henry Plainview - January 22 2009 at 14:15
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Points: 3834 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2009 at 14:40
My music tastes in one line? I can do it in three words.

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I like everything except the stuff that sucks.

That's not funny but sums up my tastes well.
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Points: 6419 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2009 at 14:51
I usually answer "a lot of different stuff" or something along those lines. 
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Points: 31169 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2009 at 14:52
I just say "stuff that you've never heard of".  Almost no one follows up on this, because they actually don't care.
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Girl: "What music do you like?"
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Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....
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Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Girl: "What music do you like?"
Me: "NICE BEAVER!"
Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....


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Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Girl: "What music do you like?"
Me: "NICE BEAVER!"
Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....


I'm thinking that will probably not get you anywhere near her beaver. Tongue
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Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Girl: "What music do you like?"
Me: "NICE BEAVER!"
Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....


I'm thinking that will probably not get you anywhere near her beaver. Tongue


Why would you want to? Beavers have big teeth.
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I think my answer lies in my Sig...Wink
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Points: 2614 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2009 at 22:52
Girl: So, what music do you like to listen to?

Me: Your sweet voice.

Girl: (blushes) haha, why thank you.

Me: You got any gum?

Edited by BroSpence - January 22 2009 at 22:52
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I just name the bands people have heard of like pink floyd and yes, I dont feel a need to act like a music elitist and tell people they couldnt possibly have heard of any of the bands I like
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I just say "sh*tty Music" cause that's what others seem to think. Thumbs Up

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Music which prompts the reaction "what's this ?" from others.

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Points: 12815 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 23 2009 at 06:17
Originally posted by Slartibartfast Slartibartfast wrote:

Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Girl: "What music do you like?"
Me: "NICE BEAVER!"
Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....



I'm thinking that will probably not get you anywhere near her beaver. Tongue
 
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Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Girl: "What music do you like?"
Me: "NICE BEAVER!"
Girl: "Why thank you, but what music do you like?"....

 
I am not sure if this is an Aussie only "beaver" ad...
 
 
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