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Avantgardehead
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 29 2006 Location: Dublin, OH, USA Status: Offline Points: 1170 |
Topic: Apology to Everyone Here Posted: October 22 2008 at 03:37 |
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To the users of this forum,
Hello! This is Dianne Markopolis of Internet Character Solutions, Inc. We were contacted a year ago by the administration of this forum regarding our services as a supplier of paid actors to play characters on Internet message-boards to spice things up, if you will. Things didn't go so well as the happy-go-lucky prog fan "Avantgardehead" didn't attract much attention and no significant increase in traffic was measured. So we met with the actor to discuss some new directions and we decided on changing "Avantgardehead"'s musical tastes to create some shock and conflict. That didn't work either, but there was a contingency... We were notified that the heavy metal band "Metallica" was going to be added to the database here and saw the perfect opportunity for an angle for "Avantgardehead" and couldn't pass it up. While the new direction worked for a while, the actor and administration here expressed disappointment in the lack of any palpable results. Rather than exploding with fury or giving-in to insults, people simply ignored the character. So the actor has been reassigned to one of our other clients and the character "Avantgardehead" will not disturb this forum again. Your security deposit will be returned in at least 30 days and we wish you well in your endeavors as an Internet forum manager! Sincerely, Dianne Markopolis - Customer Relations Manager, ICS Inc. Edited by Avantgardehead - October 22 2008 at 03:38 |
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Rocktopus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 02 2006 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 4202 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 03:59 | |
What?
Well, I always thought Avantgardehead was an annoying idiot, if that's any comfort. |
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Over land and under ashes
In the sunlight, see - it flashes Find a fly and eat his eye But don't believe in me Don't believe in me Don't believe in me |
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Chris S
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 09 2004 Location: Front Range Status: Offline Points: 7028 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 04:15 | |
^Well hopefully he/she will come back. A quirky sense of humour indeed and a great taste for the alternative sounds too.....
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...As I venture through the slipstream, between the viaducts in your dreams...[/COLOR] |
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 04:32 | |
I've never even heard of Avantgardehead (maybe he or she didn't hang
around in the Just for Fun -section?) but I'd like to take this
opportunity to announce that I'm a paid actor as well. To tell you the
truth I haven't heard any of the albums listed on this site. So, even
if I may appear to be a prog fan, the truth is that I mainly listen to
Art Garfunkel's solo albums.
Unlike Avantgardehead, however, I will keep appearing again on this forum. Insincerely, Vompatti - Prog Forum Actor, Prog Forum Actors Ltd. |
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Jared
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 06 2005 Location: Hereford, UK Status: Online Points: 19183 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 04:59 | |
^^and I have to say that his 'antics' have completely passed me by, because his presence on this forum has scarcely even registered in my consciousness...
all I will say is that if anyone decides to leave this forum, thereby severing ties with friends made, and access to an accumulated wealth of progressive knowledge and inspiration, purely on the strength of the addition of one band into 'prog-related', then they clearly have their priorities askew...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Rocktopus
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 02 2006 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 4202 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 05:04 | |
Ha-ha. This is fun. Finally this Avantgardehead character's having some success here.
I've managed to insult and create more conflict than this actor here, for free! I (and several others, now known as guest) must have a natural gift for these things. |
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Over land and under ashes
In the sunlight, see - it flashes Find a fly and eat his eye But don't believe in me Don't believe in me Don't believe in me |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65239 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 05:31 | |
well if it's confession time, perhaps this would be a good opportunity to mention I'm an Aboriginal woman living in western Australia
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Visitor13
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 05:39 | |
Kinda hard to believe given the chilling reality of your post at the end of this page:http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=52554&PN=5 Edited by Visitor13 - October 22 2008 at 05:40 |
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npjnpj
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 05 2007 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 2720 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 05:50 | |
This is a wind-up. The whole thing has a surreal aura.
And if it was real, the posts of this Avantgardehead character were a piss-poor job. Whatever he/she was paid, it was too much. Edited by npjnpj - October 22 2008 at 05:52 |
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Online Points: 65239 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 05:59 | |
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Rivertree
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Band Submissions Joined: March 22 2006 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 17626 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 06:12 | |
now is there somebody else who wants to lift his coat? |
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Man Erg
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 06:24 | |
This is a ruse.
I'll wager that there is no such company as 'Internet Character Solutions Inc.' If there is I'll eat my head-dress. Respectfully yours 'HRH The King of Tonga.' |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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MikeEnRegalia
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 22 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 21106 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 06:31 | |
^ of course there isn't. Even if there was, this forum is already full of so many "spiceful" characters, why would anyone even think about hiring paid characters?
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chopper
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20029 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 08:35 | |
Blimey Lee, I never realised you were royalty.
No you're right, a quick Google of the name reveals no such organisation.
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Visitor13
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 08:45 | |
Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
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Vibrationbaby
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 13 2004 Status: Offline Points: 6898 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 10:56 | |
I`m Perry Como.
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 11:16 | |
Hi, I'm TotallySick of Troublemakers.
Gonna round me up a hanging party.... |
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Chris H
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 08 2006 Location: Charlotte, NC Status: Offline Points: 8191 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 11:27 | |
Can I have your autograph?
I do love mambo...
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Beauty will save the world.
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Man Erg
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: August 26 2004 Location: Isle of Lucy Status: Offline Points: 7456 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 11:50 | |
What did Delaware, Perry? |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb. |
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Raff
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 29 2005 Location: None Status: Offline Points: 24429 |
Posted: October 22 2008 at 12:26 | |
Pardon my French, but.... WTF?!?
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