Vompatti's Art on Request Service

Vompatti wrote: progaeopteryx wrote: I would like to recommend a dirigible squeezing through a hole while eating soap pans dipped in highly contagious corn syrup. The tail section of the dirigible is made of tungsten and sugar. The sky is inverted and there are rings of bologna floating in the air. In the corner of the picture is a stationary fart. The biggest challenge in this daunting task was not to make the dirigible look like a penis. I think the result is rather impressive:

^ No money, no fame, no nothing. It seems my webpage is down again, so you can't even see the pictures anymore. 

But if they ever get their server going and if you'd like to hang my art on your wall, feel free to print them yourself and send my some money. (Or a lot of money, if you wish.)


Edited by Vompatti - September 10 2008 at 14:22

I would like you to draw Wonder Woman in her invisible plane trying to shoot down a Pegasus ridden by Paris Hilton. She is on a strafing run, misses Pegasus/Paris and hits a village of druids on the ground setting their grass huts on fire causing Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to run away with the baby they just bought..er...adopted from them. 

That's right, but everything else is visible. But you prototype plane sketch is spot on.

Aha, there it is. Your host must have taken a nap. That is totally Paris, you can almost hear her saying "That's Hot" as she looks at the burning hut.

I did see it, it showed up last check, but its one again now. 

Nobody asked for this one, but I did it anyway. It's called "If Zappa had eaten massive amounts of potato chips, this is how it would have looked like":

My webpage is still gone and the pictures with it, but here's a new idea:

I recently started a rather awesome poetry blog, but so far there are hardly any poems in it because I haven't thought of anything worth writing about. So, if you can think of an interesting subject for a poem, make your suggestion here and I'll write the poem and put it in my blog.

Ps. I write this stuff for free, but if you'd like to give me money anyway I don't mind.

some imaginary person wrote: Hi, Vompatti! I'm a huge fan of yours and it would mean so much to me if you'd write a poem about taking someone else's hat by mistake. It happens to me all the time and I'd love to have a nice comforting poem to reminisce at these unfortunate situations. Love, Muriel.

Here's the poem you requested.

rushfan4 wrote: Apparently this establishment has fallen on hard times and been effected by the world economy as much as any other art studio.

You're right, I forgot all about this during the economy crisis. I guess I could start a blog for this purpose if anyone's still interested.