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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 23 2007 at 09:02
Splendid - 850cc sidevalve engine, split screen 0 - 60 in....


....your dreams!

We had a 1967 Morris 1000 for 5 years in the late 1990s



Note - not our car; ours was a 4 door

Nothing smells like the interior of a 'proper' old car

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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 23 2007 at 09:02
Originally posted by PROGMAN PROGMAN wrote:

Yugo??LOL
 
I actually owned a Yugo 45 for a few months about 15 years ago - I remember it needed a push start most mornings (even in good weather) and barely accelerated at all once you hit 40 mph (though it would eventually reach 70 - I never dared to try driving it any faster than that, so it may have been capable of more). On the plus side, it was very cheap.
 
There's a film called Mona Drowning - or possibly Drowning Mona - in which the Yugo has a significant role, alongside Danny De Vito, Bette Middler and Jamie Lee Curtis. I also saw photos of an art exhibition where American students created artworks using Yugos - one was turned into a giant Zippo lighter, and another (appropriately) was fitted with a toilet.
 
The Yugo - what a heap of sh*te!
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Points: 4252 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 23 2007 at 09:48
my second car 1972 - a bit faster but still overheated on the motorway! Confused
 
0-60 eventually LOL
 
 
 


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My brother had a gutless Skoda that caught fire when idling in the driveway. The owner's manual said it was a "four door saloon " as well -- talk about encouraging drinking and driving!LOL (see below)
 
The wor$t car I ever owned was a used Audi Quattro -- talk about expen$ive part$ (and it ALWAYS needed new parts)! I think German car parts are made of solid platinum!
 
The heated seats were nice, though -- warm buns on a frosty morning make for a good start to the day, eh wot? Wink


Edited by Peter - August 23 2007 at 12:28
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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We have a plethora of jokes to the detriment of Skoda's reputation:

eg -

Why do Skoda's have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.

How do you double the value of a Skoda? Put a gallon of petrol in it.

etc

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First time I jumped into the passenger seat of a friends Merc SLK and I felt a pleasant, warming sensation in the seating department I turned to the driver and asked "Do you have heated seats?" She nodded. "Are they on now?" She nodded again. "Thank fCensoredk for that! - I thought old age had arrived early." Embarrassed
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Ford Pinto, it had at least 7 curses on it. I only buy Toyotas now.
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Those that throws harmful gasses into the air...



Edited by cuncuna - September 13 2007 at 00:19
ĦBeware of the Bee!
   
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What about this beauty?. My father had two of these back in 60' . That was the worst car ever made by ZASTAVA under old Fiat licenece.

Zastava%20750
 
And they had fantastic advertising for FIĆO:
 


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Originally posted by darqdean darqdean wrote:

First time I jumped into the passenger seat of a friends Merc SLK and I felt a pleasant, warming sensation in the seating department I turned to the driver and asked "Do you have heated seats?" She nodded. "Are they on now?" She nodded again. "Thank fCensoredk for that! - I thought old age had arrived early." Embarrassed
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Which one should I by?Ermm
 
 
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Points: 5113 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2007 at 06:55
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

We have a plethora of jokes to the detriment of Skoda's reputation:

eg -

Why do Skoda's have heated rear windows? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it.

How do you double the value of a Skoda? Put a gallon of petrol in it.

etc
 
What's similar between a Skoda and a bathtub? You wouldn't want to get out of one in public.


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I had an old Austin Metro once, and I was amazed when someone stole it.

The insurance had just lapsed so I didn't bother to report the theft to the police.
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Points: 1242 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 14 2007 at 02:31
That was my first car (only my was orange) FIAT 126 p
 
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