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progismylife 
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
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Points: 15535
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 Posted: July 20 2007 at 03:41 |
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He's a raging alcoholic...I always knew it!
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Points: 7113
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Posted: July 20 2007 at 03:50 |
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Damn! I guess I gotta step up my intake if I'm gonna be top dog!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Australian
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 3278
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Posted: July 20 2007 at 07:05 |
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progismylife
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
Status: Offline
Points: 15535
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Posted: July 20 2007 at 08:41 |
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See? I told you he was an alcoholic!
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Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65250
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Posted: July 20 2007 at 08:51 |
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yeah, the lush
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:16 |
I'll show yoo!
God bless the Guinnessis corporation.
Edited by The Whistler - July 22 2007 at 02:18
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:22 |
Why arent we talking about the trees and energy consumption
This riff raff is not for us intelligent muzac listeners
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:26 |
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...What?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:28 |
... just though we should rise aove the whole drinking thing because thats what normal music listenes do 
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:38 |
I try to never play music unless I'm drunk, stoned, or being attacked by dogs. Once I'm there, THEN we can pretentiously talk about saving whales. Or enslaving them.
...(note to self: write epic about enslaving whales)
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:39 |
WHOA
I didnt realise we are making a band
My instruments are
Guitars (every single kind you can imagine
Keyboards
cowbells, tambourines, marraccas, chinese cymbals, plywood, ect ect
Can I join?
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:40 |
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Holy sh*t! You serious? Like, seriously serious? Read the first couple of pages, make sure our philosophy gels with you.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:44 |
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I can do it! I have a couple ideas if you want to hear them?
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:46 |
Uh, sure. Just remember that I'm Roger Waters to this band's late 70's Pink Floyd. So if I don't like Wrick Right, he's playing session keys for a karaoke bar.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:48 |
Then I will be the figurative Mike Rutherford!
I will stay with the band even if we go pop because if I quite I will have to live with my mother.
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:52 |
Then you're a perfect member! You're in. What are your musical capabilties:
1) What instruments do you play?
2) What experience do you have (other bands, written songs, etc)?
3) Do you have a way of transferring music files over the internet?
4) Can you buy us beer?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:52 |
Okay here is a concept album that I have conjured in the last couple of seconds
there is a boy lost in the woods with a guitar and he finnds out that aliens are waching him. Then he spots his girlfriend who is also lost. Then his girlfriend gets eaten by a bear. Then the aliens visit him. Then his lng lost dog returns and kills the alien and they have sex!
wacha think?
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:56 |
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...Why does he find the guitar?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Dim
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 17 2007
Location: Austin TX
Status: Offline
Points: 6890
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:57 |
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Well, I guess the guitar is his alter ego...
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: July 22 2007 at 02:58 |
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Guitar's not progressive enough. Make it a moog console...and make his girlfriend his mother...who is also a hermaphrodite. Perfect!
Edited by The Whistler - July 22 2007 at 02:59
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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