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    Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:18
What is green, has four legs, and if it falls in your head from a tree, it kills you?The answer, you wanna know the answer?jaja!!(evil laugh)!wait and see......DeadDeadDeadOuchOuchAngryEmbarrassedTongueWinkClap
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Don't know, a billiards table?
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a really large frog?
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Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Don't know, a billiards table?

That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be.
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:


Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Don't know, a billiards table?
That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be.


That is the right answer. It's from a novelty song, but I can't remember what it was.
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Don't know, a billiards table?

That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be.
 
My billiards table has 6 legsStern%20Smile
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since this joke's over, how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Opening the fridge door, put the elefant in and close the fridge door.

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nice..how do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

Edited by toolis - April 15 2007 at 14:51
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Open the fridge, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door. Smile

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Originally posted by chamberry chamberry wrote:

Open the fridge, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door. Smile


do you know the rest too?

Edited by toolis - April 15 2007 at 14:54
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LOL Yeah. I tell that joke all the time.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says ouch.
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A rabbi, a priest, and a monk all walk into a bar. The bar tender says "What is this, a joke?"
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I figured it out. The song was Lonnie Donegan's "My Old Man's a Dustman."

It also featured this joke.

How do you get milk from a coconut?
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Congratulations to Logan, who solved this amaizingly stupid joke!! it's indeed a billiard table!!jojo!! now a new one:
What is this:
it has a snout, but it can't eat
   has four legs, but can't walk
   has feathers, but can´t fly
He who solve this, wins a free hug and lots of kisses and a rubber chicken
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