jojo!a joke it is?
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Topic: jojo!a joke it is?
Posted By: flyhi
Subject: jojo!a joke it is?
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:18
What is green, has four legs, and if it falls in your head from a tree, it kills you?The answer, you wanna know the answer?jaja!!(evil laugh)!wait and see......      
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Posted By: Logan
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:21
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Don't know, a billiards table?
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Posted By: moreitsythanyou
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 01:24
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a really large frog? -------------  <font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR] |
Posted By: Vompatti
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 04:16
| An apple? |
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 06:48
That's funny. If that isn't the right answer, then it should be. |
Logan wrote:Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 13:44
That is the right answer. It's from a novelty song, but I can't remember what it was. ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: JJLehto
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 13:47
| Myself |
Posted By: william314159
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:21
| your mom |
Posted By: Chris H
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:25
My billiards table has 6 legs  ------------- Beauty will save the world. 
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Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:42
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since this joke's over, how do you put an elephant in a fridge? ------------- -music is like pornography... sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:45
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Opening the fridge door, put the elefant in and close the fridge door.
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Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:49
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nice..how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? ------------- -music is like pornography... sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:53
Open the fridge, take the elephant out of the fridge, put the giraffe in the fridge and close the door. 
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Posted By: toolis
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:54
do you know the rest too?  ------------- -music is like pornography... sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more... -sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue... |
Posted By: chamberry
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 14:59
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Yeah. I tell that joke all the time.
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Posted By: Sasquamo
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:36
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So a guy walks into a bar and says ouch. |
Posted By: progismylife
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:37
| A rabbi, a priest, and a monk all walk into a bar. The bar tender says "What is this, a joke?" |
Posted By: bhikkhu
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:48
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I figured it out. The song was Lonnie Donegan's "My Old Man's a Dustman."
It also featured this joke. How do you get milk from a coconut? ------------- a.k.a. H.T. http://riekels.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow - http://riekels.wordpress.com |
Posted By: stonebeard
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 15:51
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A unicorn covered in moss.
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Posted By: flyhi
Date Posted: April 15 2007 at 17:57
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Congratulations to Logan, who solved this amaizingly stupid joke!! it's indeed a billiard table!!jojo!! now a new one: What is this: it has a snout, but it can't eat has four legs, but can't walk has feathers, but canīt fly He who solve this, wins a free hug and lots of kisses and a rubber chicken ------------- Flying Mandolin |