Reviews reporting thread

I'd like to report an unappropriate thread. Can I?

http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=35308

"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

Charles Bukowski

Oh, it's been closed soon after I reported it. Quick action.

"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

Charles Bukowski

JETHRO TULL — J-Tull Dot Com
Review by raindance2007

5%20stars Some very good songs on this album. Awol, Wicked windows, Dotcom, Dog ear years and Far Alaska are all very good songs. An outtake song called It all trickles down is also very good and should have been included on the album. Hot Mango flush is also quite cool, while there are another 3 or 4 good tracks. Typically excellent music from Tull

A typical example of someone going overboard with the stars. He starts off saying the album has "some very good songs" then gives it 5 stars!

And you call them SPECIAL COLLABORATOR, OR SPECIALISTS??

PORCUPINE TREE — Stupid Dream

Review by Sean Trane (Hugues Chantraine)
SPECIAL COLLABORATOR Prog-Folk Specialist

2%20stars After such a cornerstone as Signify , Porcupine Tree had to try even harder to renew themselves . Alas, they did but not the way I expected them to do. This album has too many hard rock guitars (borderline noisy-rock) and non-sensical songs. I never got into this album as I find it aggressive and find it relatively aimless.

Posted Tuesday, February 24, 2004, 02:49 EST | Permanent link

ALAN PARSONS PROJECT — Vulture Culture

Review by Proghead (Ben Miler)
PROG REVIEWER

2%20stars Sorry, but I really think the ALAN PARSONS PROJECT loses it here. There's really nothing more new to offer here. At this point, the music is pretty indistinguisable pop. At this point, I'd only recommend "Vulture Culture" to diehards only.

ALAN PARSONS PROJECT — Vulture Culture

Review by Chris Stacey
SPECIAL COLLABORATOR Honorary Collaborator

2%20stars Well Vulture Culture has to be for ardent collectors only. There are a couple of decent tracks like ' The Traveller' and ' The same old sun' but everyhting is rather much plain ordinary with few hooks and an abundance of the ' same old stuff'

Posted Thursday, September 02, 2004, 04:59 EST | Permanent link

AND THIS ONE:

FRANK ZAPPA — Thing-Fish

Review by Foxy

4%20stars Wow! It's great! It is so funny and entertaining. It is a sort musical with wierd plot and beautiful music. I enjoyed listening to it. Terry and Dale Bozzio are great. If you like crazy stuff, you'll love it.

Posted Thursday, May 27, 2004, 11:04 EST | Permanent link

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http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=28647

No my friend. It is not cool.

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Beauty will save the world.

CAN — Ege Bamyasi

Review by mdjonas72

5%20stars CAN has no equal. This album is irrefutable proof of this. I mean..."Vitamin C"!!..c'mon man...it's brilliant.....and "Pinch".....WOW!!!.....This conjures up images of rocketing through the jungle on a missle, tripping on nutmeg while simultaneously engaging in coitus...and this was recorded 34 years ago?? This is definitely a musician's band, and as a drummer, I am awestruck with respect to the supernatural prowess that Jaki Liebezeit demonstrates behind the drum kit. Oh....and...DAMO....the raw, premordial emotion (that often borders on the insane) that this man exudes is amazing. What a voice.....love it or hate it....WHAT A VOICE!!!! Personally, I love it. Hell, I'm in love with this whole album....Yes, even the frightening and seemingly interminable "Soup"......WARNING:EGE BAMYASI IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!!!!! EITHER YOU GET IT, OR YOU DON'T....THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND!!!!!........HEY YOU!!!!....YOU'RE LOSING, YOU'RE LOSING, YOU'RE LOSING, YOU'RE LOSING YOUR VITAMIN C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted Saturday, May 27, 2006, 04:16 EST | Permanent link

Hilarious review, but not very useful