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Pnoom!
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Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Points: 4981
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Posted: March 12 2007 at 08:48 |
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rileydog22
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Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Points: 8844
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Posted: March 12 2007 at 21:35 |
For those who haven't checked it lately, our MySpace just crashed.
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Bastille Dude
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Joined: November 30 2005
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Points: 906
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Posted: March 12 2007 at 23:05 |
Thats because we're getting like 50 Gajillion hits a day, We crashed myspace..
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DEATH TO FALSE PROG!
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Walker
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Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Points: 824
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 00:18 |
I just want you guys to know that I just discovered this thread today and read through the first 15 or 20 pages and completely laughed my ass off the whole time. I just got divorced after 16 yrs (she didn't like prog!) and I really needed a laugh. You guys gave me plenty.
Can I be president of your fan club?
Edited by Walker - March 13 2007 at 00:18
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Pnoom!
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 08:44 |
We have a fan club. Break out the beer!
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Wait a minute. Whistler! Did you drink it all... Again!?!?!?!?!?!
Why I oughta murder you.
And to Walker...
If you only got 20 pages in, I think you missed our (read: MY) masterpiece:
I Know What I Like (In Some Other Guy's Wardrobe)
Never mind, I checked. You would have seen it, and therefore you know the essence of the noobs.
Sorry 'bout the wife.
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Walker
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Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Points: 824
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 12:28 |
Yes I did indeed see your masterpiece 
Wait....... there's no beer?
I QUIT!
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Pnoom!
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Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 13:08 |
^^^
We never officially instated you, so you can't quit.
Instead, you must join against our wishes. And then quit.
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progismylife
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
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Points: 15535
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 13:48 |
Walker wrote:
I just want you guys to know that I just discovered this thread today and read through the first 15 or 20 pages and completely laughed my ass off the whole time. |
I did that for about 30 pages before I joined. Welcome to the club. And I quit because it is getting crowded in here.
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rileydog22
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Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Points: 8844
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 15:46 |
Walker wrote:
I just want you guys to know that I just discovered this thread today and read through the first 15 or 20 pages and completely laughed my ass off the whole time. I just got divorced after 16 yrs (she didn't like prog!) and I really needed a laugh. You guys gave me plenty.
Can I be president of your fan club? |
Falling Flower is the founder and president of our fan club. Hey, the myspace works again. Who the hell said I would play uke? I quit!
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progismylife
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Joined: October 19 2006
Location: ibreathehelium
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 16:00 |
I rejoin in protest to say we all play uke since it is so progressive acoustic death metal!
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Bastille Dude
Forum Senior Member
Joined: November 30 2005
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Points: 906
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 16:28 |
I'm downtuning my uke to G# so I can be more progressive acoustic death metal.
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DEATH TO FALSE PROG!
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Pnoom!
Forum Senior Member
Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Points: 4981
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 17:30 |
progismylife wrote:
I rejoin in protest to say we all play uke since it is so progressive acoustic death metal! |
We already all play uke.
And the band already does progressive acoustic death metal...
So we should play all their music, but in the style of:
regressive acoustic death WOOD!
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Walker
Forum Senior Member
Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 824
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 21:48 |
rileydog22 wrote:
Walker wrote:
I just want you guys to know that I just discovered this thread today and read through the first 15 or 20 pages and completely laughed my ass off the whole time. I just got divorced after 16 yrs (she didn't like prog!) and I really needed a laugh. You guys gave me plenty.
Can I be president of your fan club? |
Falling Flower is the founder and president of our fan club.
Hey, the myspace works again. Who the hell said I would play uke? I quit!
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I have now read the entire thread (all 96 pages). I see that Falling Flower got to you first. Since I can't quit because I was never officially instated, I join the band against your will. As a concession to the fact that its against your will, I will play whatever instrument you deem necessary. So there!
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rileydog22
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Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 22:00 |
Do we have a Theremin player? If not, Walker could play it.
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Walker
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Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 22:13 |
rileydog22 wrote:
Do we have a Theremin player? If not, Walker could play it.
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I could do that. I'm a virtuoso at waving my hands in the air (just ask my recently departed wife!)  .
Edited by Walker - March 13 2007 at 22:22
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rileydog22
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Joined: August 24 2005
Location: New Jersey
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 22:33 |
That's the spirit! Just remember that since you're a M00dy N3wb, you're better than everybody else.
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Walker
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Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 824
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 22:39 |
I was already better than everyone else! Now I have the street cred to prove it!
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Walker
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Joined: May 20 2005
Location: Atlanta
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 23:10 |
I have decided that I want a solo spot for theremin during the show in order for the band to show off its newest member. It should rise out of the floor on a pedestal amidst a billowing cloud of dry ice whilst I change into a sparkly codpiece. Whaddya think?
Edited by Walker - March 13 2007 at 23:12
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Walker
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Location: Atlanta
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Points: 824
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Posted: March 13 2007 at 23:16 |
I could wave my codpiece around suggestively to activate the theremin. IT could get us banned and would be great publicity.
Edited by Walker - March 13 2007 at 23:17
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Points: 7113
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Posted: March 14 2007 at 01:10 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
We have a fan club. Break out the beer!
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Wait a minute. Whistler! Did you drink it all... Again!?!?!?!?!?!
Why I oughta murder you.
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Yeah, thirty pages ago! Geez, where were you?
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