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Arrrghus 
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 Posted: March 01 2007 at 20:48 |
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 21:14 |
whoa chill man, ive only kissed one girl in my lifetime, i dont intend on doing anything anytime soon...girls mess up your life man, take it from my friends.
This sounds sarcastic, but all dead honesty, one girl, made out, thats it...what the hell did that come from!?!? Again, totally most misunderstood person on PA = The Lost Chord. I can never get through to people on here...I blame myself, not any of you,.
By the way i would be one to call you an ass for making that comment, but im an all loving idiot, so i wouldnt say that 
Edited by The Lost Chord - March 01 2007 at 21:16
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KoS
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 21:27 |
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Jeez guy,
relax on the drug use
you sound like of my friends when he's really drunk
"Guuuuurls mess with yoooour head maaaaan, I neeever meant it
but you guuuuys think I'm an assshoole don't yooou"
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 21:28 |
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everey last one of you that critiques me needs a crack on the mind
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markosherrera
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Posted: March 01 2007 at 21:37 |
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Well important is have good smell in the mouth and under the arms etc good character and talk about what she like and advance not too fast and not to slow,but eye of eagle look how is she because they (the girls)sometimes makes you believe that you are the conquer ,but the conquer or conquistadora is she...and after change. man I ONLY SEE THE FIRST POST AFTER I WILL SEE THE NEXTS.
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 00:25 |
touch the damn girl, if your at a party or something and your talking to a girl and shes laughing at your stupid ass jokes or even anything you say, she LIKES you...touch her time to time, just grab her arm and laugh or something, grab her shoulder, they love to be touched.
Look her dead in the eye and just fuking push it and thats it...your in
Edited by The Lost Chord - March 02 2007 at 00:25
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Passionist
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:48 |
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Give us a joint, matey. @_@,-~
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:56 |
 The Lost Chord wrote:
touch the damn girl, if your at a party or something and your talking to a girl and shes laughing at your stupid ass jokes or even anything you say, she LIKES you...touch her time to time, just grab her arm and laugh or something, grab her shoulder, they love to be touched.
Look her dead in the eye and just fuking push it and thats it...your in |
If you want to get arrested for sexual harrassment, sure.  So are you admitting you make "stupid ass jokes", then? It's about time you realised. 
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The Lost Chord
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:01 |
That response almost completely confirms you have rarely, possibly never, spoken to any girls in your life in any way beyond petty crap. Its the idea that she is LAUGHING at anything you say, you are not trying to be funny, she just laughs...jesus!
its really ridiculous, i dont need to be winked at every time someone talks to me, and then a little homo laugh to follow it up, what the hell is that?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:14 |
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You really don't understand it, do you?
Women aren't just a plaything, treat them with respect. Yes they do show those signs, but that doesn't mean they want to get into your pants.
I speak to girls as people, not for a sexploition reason. Most of my friends are female and I treat them with the respect they deserve.
You really do have little clue.
*big sigh*
Edited by Geck0 - March 02 2007 at 13:27
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Bern
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:24 |
The Lost Chord wrote:
That response almost completely confirms you have rarely, possibly never, spoken to any girls in your life in any way beyond petty crap. Its the idea that she is LAUGHING at anything you say, you are not trying to be funny, she just laughs...jesus!
its really ridiculous, i dont need to be winked at every time someone talks to me, and then a little homo laugh to follow it up, what the hell is that? |
In fact, I do have a little experience and I know that if a girl laughs at everything you say, it doesn't mean she wants you. You should try to talk to a girl "beyond crap" as you say. Regular people like to have friends to joke with and laugh. Girls are regular people too. If one of your guy friends laughs at everything you say, it doesn't mean he wants to have sex. Tha same goes with the girl.
Edited by Bern - March 02 2007 at 13:25
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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The Lost Chord
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Joined: June 23 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:32 |
Sex Education!
one day you will all learn that sex is an underlying theme between man and woman from day one. You can have your little girlfriends and boyfriends, but there will come a time when you look at your friend and are like wow, i could really dig this girl, be with her and love her and stuff...well, thats just you wanting to have sex with her but beating around the bush.
Highschool love man, thats what it is, its sh*te...you can absolutely find someone who you love and care for as a friend, and have sex with them, ofcourse, thats actually probably an amazing experience for someone to have. Im not saying to use girls like a playything at all, i dont know where you get that from, if a girl wants to have sex with you, are you a plaything!?! No, sex is a blessing, we all have sex organs and we can use them for amazing joyful awesome experiences...take it for what its worth baby!
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Passionist
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:05 |
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Face it dudes, sex isn't that great anyway, it's fun yeah, but so is ice fishing and filling up teddy bears.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:08 |
Passionist wrote:
Face it dudes, sex isn't that great anyway, it's fun yeah, but so is ice fishing and filling up teddy bears. |
Either you are joking, or you aren't doing it right. 
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Chris H
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:10 |
The Lost Chord wrote:
Sex Education!
one day you will all learn that sex is an underlying theme between man and woman from day one. You can have your little girlfriends and boyfriends, but there will come a time when you look at your friend and are like wow, i could really dig this girl, be with her and love her and stuff...well, thats just you wanting to have sex with her but beating around the bush.
Highschool love man, thats what it is, its sh*te...you can absolutely find someone who you love and care for as a friend, and have sex with them, ofcourse, thats actually probably an amazing experience for someone to have. Im not saying to use girls like a playything at all, i dont know where you get that from, if a girl wants to have sex with you, are you a plaything!?! No, sex is a blessing, we all have sex organs and we can use them for amazing joyful awesome experiences...take it for what its worth baby! |
But pre-marital sex is a sin.
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Beauty will save the world.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:13 |
Not it's not a sin, not to me and many millions of others. It's just not essential in life, that's all.
Edited by Geck0 - March 02 2007 at 15:13
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Passionist
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:13 |
StyLaZyn wrote:
Passionist wrote:
Face it dudes, sex isn't that great anyway, it's fun yeah, but so is ice fishing and filling up teddy bears. |
Either you are joking, or you aren't doing it right. |
Well I did have a condom on, so I think I did it by the book 
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:16 |
Passionist wrote:
Well I did have a condom on, so I think I did it by the book |
Au natural. It is better, but sex isn't just about...um...penetration. 
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Passionist
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 15:23 |
Ok, well not "sex" actually, but assrape. J/K. I mean, well, we have penises for the sake of penetration, but that's actually the lamest part because it's over sooner, whereas you can have foreplay for hours, and that's the thing you remember, and so does she
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magnus
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Posted: March 02 2007 at 18:09 |
what in the world happened to this thread? 
Edited by magnus - March 02 2007 at 18:09
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The scattered jigsaw of my redemption laid out before my eyes
Each piece as amorphous as the other - Each piece in its lack of shape a lie
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