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Bern 
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 Posted: December 22 2006 at 11:50 |
Here's one composed by inpraiseoffolly but he couldn't post it and asked me to do it : A common misconception in physics is that gravity is a force that draws
objects towards the earth. It is in fact a force that draws objects
towards James' high post count.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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rileydog22
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Posted: December 23 2006 at 00:12 |
 Joren wrote:
James is so hot that he causes global warming.
James never listened to music, he 0wns it.
Max and Rony founded Prog Archives, but only because James told them to.
James can make two posts out of a one-syllable word.
There is no such thing as Truth, there is only James.
James invented RIO/Avant-Prog.
When James has sex, he thrusts his pelvis in 7/8.
James has dissonant orgasms.
Da James Wortz Mekanïk.
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What does that translate to from Kobaian?
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Mikerinos
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Posted: December 23 2006 at 22:16 |
This is what happens when James goes to a Chinese restaurant: 
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progismylife
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Posted: December 23 2006 at 22:16 |
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Bern
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Posted: December 26 2006 at 21:04 |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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chamberry
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Posted: December 26 2006 at 21:31 |
Best thread ever!!
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Bern
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Posted: December 26 2006 at 22:38 |
Once again, inpraiseoffolly wanted me to post a joke : Many people are surprised that there are so many females on
progarchives. Sadly, the majority of them go unnoticed, drowned out by
James' high post count. 
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bern
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Posted: January 03 2007 at 16:10 |
And once again (by Inpraiseoffolly) : infinitophobia - fear of james' high post count
James is the modern pinocchio. Every time he lies, his post count grows by one .
If you put two rabbis together in a room, you get three opinions.
If you put two James in a room together, well, no room is big enough
for double his high post count.
Alternate endings to the last one:
If you put two James in a room together, you get a spamming message.
If you put two James in a room together, the computer fries from the high post count.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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The Miracle
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Posted: January 03 2007 at 18:00 |
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Mikerinos
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Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:20 |
James doesn't like music, music likes James. Quiet Sun's debut was originally self-titled, but James made them change the name because it sold more than one copies on the first day. (Their only album is called Mainstream)  More than 10 people listened to Surge. James now considers himself a sell-out and is suicidal. James's post count killed off the dodo bird - before the internet was even invented.
Edited by Bluesaga - January 04 2007 at 01:25
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Bern
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Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:28 |
If you edit a Genesis song title and artist on Media player and replace it for James, it will turn into RIO.
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Atavachron
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Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:33 |
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A meeting of the Don't Believe James When He Says He's Going To Sleep Club, a chapter of the National Insomniac Reptiles Association, will be held tomorrow evening.
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Bern
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Posted: January 04 2007 at 01:35 |
Good one! Atrid Proll were originally named The Epics but James made them change their name because it didn't sound obscure enough.
Edited by Bern - January 04 2007 at 01:37
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RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Bj-1
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Posted: January 05 2007 at 09:38 |
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James' strongest muscles is in his fingers since he post so much. The reason he don't post as much now than before is beacuse they're too big now.
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Scapler
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Posted: January 05 2007 at 10:14 |
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James once posted so fast his post count went back in time and killed the entirety of Genesis just before their debut album
James sold his soul to the devil for his high post count, then he called the devil a n00b till he gave it back
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Bassists are deadly
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Trickster F.
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Posted: January 10 2007 at 14:04 |
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James has recently been hired as the new Yes keyboardist. Much like his famous predecessor Rick Wakeman, James uses the keyboard as an extension of his hands.
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bhikkhu
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Posted: January 10 2007 at 14:51 |
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Here is a little known James fact. His post count is inversely proportional to his review count.
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Evans
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Posted: January 10 2007 at 15:05 |
Trickster F. wrote:
James has recently been hired as the new Yes keyboardist. Much like his famous predecessor Rick Wakeman, James uses the keyboard as an extension of his hands. |
Okay, that one was probably the best one so far. I just had to give credit.
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'Let's give it another fifteen seconds..'
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Mikerinos
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Posted: January 10 2007 at 23:38 |
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George Bush made the US spendings report for the war in Iraq look good after comparing it to James's post count.
Edited by Bluesaga - January 10 2007 at 23:38
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Chris H
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Posted: January 10 2007 at 23:46 |
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James doesnt post, he just pwns the threads because all threads are n00bs. (according to James)
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Beauty will save the world.
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