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The Whistler 
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 Posted: November 28 2006 at 02:35 |
Good on ya. There you have my resume. I have enough faith (ego) to believe I can "fudge" almost any stringed instrument. Brass, you're on your own now.
By the way, if I'm gonna be writin' these rock operas, I need to know...can any of us play an orchestra?
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 02:52 |
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I can play a quartet...on a good night.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 02:57 |
Right then...I quit. Out of habit.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 03:06 |
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Wait a second...why the sudden interest in what I do? What's going on?!? I re-join, out of fear!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 16:31 |
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I think I should write the song first, then the orchestral movement. That seems to be how the pros did it (Days of Futre Past and David Palmer). And we're nothing if nawt profesoinujbabl.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 16:56 |
Seeing as how we're still the Moody Noobs, and not yet the Whistler, recorded by the Moody Noobs, we're making a joint project rock opera! Hurrah! Any who wants to...wait, let me reprhase that, anyone who CAN help, please PM me. Now, we don't have the Australian, and can't do much without him (and his recodin' machine), but lookit what I got, courtesty of InPraiseOfWhatnot!
The Making of Crap – A Rock Opera By the Moody Noobs
Note: interspersed throughout the album are people saying, “crap,” as in the song CRAP!
Step 1: Taking a Poo
The first thing done by a dedicated crapper
Is take a poo
Getting all the bad stuff out of you
Before you set what you’ve got to not say
On a flimsy sheet of papier (French for paper, pronounced pap-ee-ay – no this isn’t a lyric)
You may be constipated (I pee up, I sh*t down – chorus in background)
But the poo’s anticipated
So let it out (yeah)
Crazy uke solo
Taking a poo
Is fun to do
Let’s take a poo
It’s fun to do
Taking a poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooooooooo
And when all’s said, and all’s done
Couldn’t wish for a better one
And it’s a certaintay
That you’ll be a crapper one day
Taking a poo
Is fun to do
Let’s take a poo
It’s fun to do
Taking a poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooooooooo
Taking a poo
Is fun to do
Let’s take a poo
It’s fun to do
Taking a poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooooooooo
Taking a poo
Is fun to do
Let’s take a poo
It’s fun to do
Taking a poo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooooooooooooo
Flushing it Down
Some like to flush it down
With a glass of tap water
While others prefer spring
While some just push the flush tab
But all that really matters
Is that you get done the thing
Flush it down (flush flush)
Swirl that crap away
Flush it away (flush flush)
Swirl that crap down
Another Crap in the John (Part 1)
The crap is gone across the pipeline
Leaving just a nasty smell
Repugnant on your fragile nose
But perhaps it’s just as well
Yeah, that poo can go to hell
And it’s gone, just another crap in the john
Finally gone, just another crap in the john
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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progismylife
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 16:59 |
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Holy Crap! That's amazing.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 28 2006 at 17:04 |
Yeah, I thought he was dead.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 01:19 |
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Anyway, screw the orchestra; one of us must be able to play a decent keyboard that can sound like many strings.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 01:25 |
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It's called a mellotron.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 01:32 |
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You have one? Mellotron Mike?!?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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R o V e R
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Location: India
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:01 |
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why not appoint few children to sing inbetween , like Choir
just a suggestion
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:10 |
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Yeah, well, what instrument do YOU play, huh Rover? Gonna wow us with your children? They do Whiter Shade of Pale or somethin'?!?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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R o V e R
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:13 |
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he he
i dont play any instruments,
i'm not a musician
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R o V e R
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:13 |
i play with my Xylophone, and Casio
thats all 
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progismylife
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:16 |
 The Whistler wrote:
Yeah, I thought he was dead. |
You thought who was dead?
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:17 |
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...uh, Fred?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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progismylife
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:20 |
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I got a piano. It is out of tune.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:22 |
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I got a piano. I don't know how to play it. We'll ask The Aus-o-tastic Fella when he gets back. I think he can tame the mighty melletron.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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progismylife
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Posted: November 29 2006 at 02:24 |
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I could play Ode to Joy enough times at the beginning of a concert to make people appreciate the Moody Noobs more.
Edited by progismylife - November 29 2006 at 02:24
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