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Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:45

we have six friends including matt on our myspace page, now we are getting somewhere.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:51

Our next album: In the Land of Red and Green:

Golf Guy

"Oh dearie me,"

Said the wife in misery

"It seems that he's left me

For some golf to play

How will I

Ever spend my time

Now that he's no longer mine

This sad old Christmas day"

Somehow you'll manage

The best friend assures

Remaining quite demure

And if not, the carnage

That you will wreak

When he returns in a week

Will be quite the sight to see

Rubbing her hands with glee

And he happened upon a golf girl

Over on the course

And, feeling no remorse

He took her for his own

Never thinking to return home

So the wife, assuming he was dead

Killed her friend instead

Winter Time

It's winter time and all the boys

Have got to be good

After all, we told them they should

We lead by word

Not by example, nosirree

Because our example is one of hipocrisy

Listen up or you'll get a sack of coal

Says the woman having an affair

If you don't do as I say, you'll grow old

According to the Madonna there

It's winter time and all the boys

Have learned to hide misdeeds

Slinking along behind the house, misbehaving silently

And the parents don't care

They're good children to them

And they'll grow into corrupt men

BUT HEY

They say

Once they're over eighteen

They're no longer our responsibility

Mark 2: Mark Noobs

We are the moody noobs

Acting like a bunch of boobs

Mark 2: Mark Noobs

Silly fools we all are

Composing in the bar

Mark 2: Mark Noobs

Australian's a sexy hunk

And Atavachron's a pimp

And all our ladies

Yeah, they all dress skimp

-ily

And we were good boys this year

We didn't have THAT many beers

Mark 2: Mark Noobs

And so we'll sign a contract

Hey, wikipedia, you got that?

Mark 2: Mark Noobs

In the Land of Red and Green

Hello everybody, it's July here today

And Christmas decorations just went up

The war's about to begin

Said the experts on sin

Said the religious right

In all their Godly might

It's the marketing craze

That lasts for just a few days

That's right, only half a year

But it's Christmas, and who wouldn't like that

Well, if you say you don't like it

Then I say you're fat

So hang up all your decorations

And make them nice and neat

And hopefully, if you're nice

You'll make them fatty and sweat

And altogether really nice

And good for me to eat

And remember, if you don't like that

Well, then, you're fat

Six Feet Underground

I ate too many sweets

And I got diabetes

Now I'm dead

Six feet underground

Oh wow, it's dark here

There's no light to be found

And I'm locked in a coffin

With no way to get to Heaven

It seems that I've sinned

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:52

Bastille Dude wrote:

we have six friends including matt on our myspace page, now we are getting somewhere.

Am I one?

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:54

Yes you are.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:55

I want to offer my talents as recording producer/engineer/uke/accordion.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 16:59

My brother-in-law is making a uke right now from some wood he brought back from Hawaii. He makes all of my tube amps too.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 17:02

Bastille Dude wrote:

Yes you are.

Sweet... I'll start posting comments and write a song about it, too.

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 17:03

Bastille Dude wrote:

I want to offer my talents as recording producer/engineer/uke/accordion.

Good, we've been needing a recording producer/engineer ever since Geck0 left (the sleaze). Of course, we can always use some more uke players, and you've always been our favorite accordionist. You're in.

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 17:16

Here is a list of everything available to us in the recording studio:

4 track multitracker (no one really needs more than 4 tracks)

Various microphones

2 drum machines

Marshall JCM 800 100watt lead head(no cab right now)

Byersamplifiers tube amp

Fender solid state amp

numerous effect boxes including a morley wah

rack mount effects

Casio keyboard

Accordion

And I can get my hands on a sweet ricky bass too.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Pnoom!

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 17:20

How's about getting us a bassoon and a sitar as well...

Philéas

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 17:47

Yeah, bassoon and sitar. Otherwise I quit!

Atavachron View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 20:27

Bastille Dude wrote:

I want to offer my talents as recording producer/engineer/uke/accordion.

Splendid-- we were going to use a guy named Herb that hangs out in front of the wash&dry place near me, but you sound much better. Of course, Herb knows Tom Waits' gardener, but I think it's worth the sacrifice.

Australian View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 21:16

Bastille Dude wrote:

Here is a list of everything available to us in the recording studio:

4 track multitracker (no one really needs more than 4 tracks)

Various microphones

2 drum machines

Marshall JCM 800 100watt lead head(no cab right now)

Byersamplifiers tube amp

Fender solid state amp

numerous effect boxes including a morley wah

rack mount effects

Casio keyboard

Accordion

And I can get my hands on a sweet ricky bass too.

+ What I've Got

Maton Southern Cross Acoustic guitar - 174 of 298

Fender Mexican Strat (metallica avacado green!!!! Awsome!!!!)

Fender FM 212R solid State Amp 100 Watts (f**king loud)

Yamaha Classical Guitar

S.Mano Blues Harmonica

Steinway upwright piano

Digeridoo X2

Various other sh*t, including a broken Violin.

Edited by Australian - November 10 2006 at 21:19

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 21:44

Australian wrote:

+ What I've Got

Maton Southern Cross Acoustic guitar - 174 of 298

Fender Mexican Strat (metallica avacado green!!!! Awsome!!!!)

Fender FM 212R solid State Amp 100 Watts (f**king loud)

Yamaha Classical Guitar

S.Mano Blues Harmonica

Steinway upwright piano

Digeridoo X2

Various other sh*t, including a broken Violin.

Sweet!! Now the only things we'll need are Bassoon and Sitar.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Australian View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 22:47

That’s where Whistler’s black balaclavas and crow bars come into use.

The Whistler View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 23:16

Australian wrote:

+ What I've Got

Maton Southern Cross Acoustic guitar - 174 of 298

Fender Mexican Strat (metallica avacado green!!!! Awsome!!!!)

Fender FM 212R solid State Amp 100 Watts (f**king loud)

Yamaha Classical Guitar

S.Mano Blues Harmonica

Steinway upwright piano

Digeridoo X2

Various other sh*t, including a broken Violin.

WHAT?!? No TVs?!? I quit!

Oh, and, I have two (2) guitars--one steel stringed acoustic and one nylon/steel stringed classical (Spanish) guitar, a couple of ukes, a busted mandollin, a Yamaha recorder, and my voice, with it's Gabriel-esque abiliites...okay, maybe more Doug Ingle-esque. I dunno. Anyway, I also have no way (other than my crappy phone) to get sounds into the computer so far. However, a mechanism to do this exists, but it's also seventy dollars. So I'm going to shop around for a bit...

"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson

Australian View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 23:17

I use my iriver to record and its suprisingly good. It can record for an hour non-stop.

I recorded my self jamming randomly, we sould add it to our my space.

Edited by Australian - November 10 2006 at 23:19

Atavachron View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 23:23

Australian wrote:

That’s where Whistler’s black balaclavas and crow bars come into use.

Hey, 'Balaclava', now that's a great name for a concept album; the Balaclava Tour, 2007. Would look great on T-shirts!

Edited by Atavachron - November 10 2006 at 23:24

Bastille Dude View Drop Down

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Posted: November 10 2006 at 23:26

I forgot that my wife has one of those hippie african drums, good for drum circles and burning man stuff.

DEATH TO FALSE PROG!

Australian View Drop Down