The M00dy N00bs

I though the pimp guy was supposed to take care of the engineer bit. Where is he?

And what's the address to Australian's place? 

The Whistler wrote: Philéas wrote: I though the pimp guy was supposed to take care of the engineer bit. Where is he?   YEAH! Let's record a concept album about how much the industry sucks for not letting us record our concept albums!

    

I'm on it... Just waiting for my inspiration.

I already quit, but I'm posting, so I must be back in. Gosh, whoever writes up our band bio wherever is gonna have a helluva time with this...

Ok, the album is called:

Dissed By You While Here



Slime On Your Crazy Antics (Part 1)

Remember when we were young
Staring down the barrel of a gun
Slime on your crazy antics

I see that look in your eyes
Like we're about to be denied
Slime on your crazy antics

We were caught in the cross-fire of some discrepancies
And members quitting left and right
You saw us as a target for your disdain, your mocking laughter
So come on you noobies and slime

We reached for the secret too soon
A double concept album in bloom
Slime on your crazy antics
Threatend by your shadow overhead
Killing all our good ideas dead
Slime on your crazy antics

We wore out our welcome with utter randomness
Members quitting left and right
So come you moodies, come on you noobies
Come on you whistler and slime
    
    

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 05 2006 at 02:33

The Whistler wrote: I already quit, but I'm posting, so I must be back in. Gosh, whoever writes up our band bio wherever is gonna have a helluva time with this...

I hadn't thought of that; our bio in 'Greats of Rock' is gonna be six pages long. And the press release, don't even get me started.

BTW: Geck0 was going to produce us but he's out-- something about 'personal and artistic differences'
    

Booted From the Machine

Booted, my noobs
Booted from the machine
Because of your sin, your double album sin
You sinned in the midtime, thought it was fine
Recording with "toys" not like the big boys
You bough a bassoon a bit too soon
You broke the tvs, a very bad deed
So booted from the machine

Booted, my noobs
Booted from the machine
Did you have dreams, we know you had big dreams
You dreamed of concepts, you were inpet
Acting not on precept, altogether decept-
ive
So booted from the machine

Philéas wrote: So have you got a new producer for us?

There's a guy named Herb that hangs out in front of the wash&dry place near my house...he mentioned that he once ran into Tom Waits' gardener. I was thinking he might be good
    

Have a Single

Come in here, dear record co dude, have a single
Here our little jingle, it'll chart, it's a great start, are we doing our part-
well
Will they love us
Well, I've never had much respect, and I mean that most sincere
The band is just bombastic, that is really what I see
By the way, which one's Moody
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it get 'em out by Friday

We're just knocked out, you think you're gonna sell out,
Your albums make us feel like we have gout
If you'd go, we'd be so happy that you were out
Everybody else is so mean, we're a laughingstock
Mocked by everyone, because of what you've done
Under our sacred label name
And did we tell you the name of the game, boy?
We call it get 'em out by Friday

I'm running out of TVs...for my artistic vision, I'm going to have to throw all our instruments, and our manager, out the window of the hotel!