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The Whistler 
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 Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:50 |
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EMO?!? Screw that, I'm quitting!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:52 |
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Fine, we don't have to be emo...
The Lyrics
Come back Mr. Whistler
And hum your merry tunes
Save the band, I know you can
Come save the moody noobs
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:54 |
 The Whistler wrote:
EMO?!? Screw that, I'm quitting! |
You can't-- you signed an iron-clad, one-way, four-party, post-dated contract that as we speak lies in a safe deposit box in Norway. Sorry-- but quit anyway, it would be great press
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:56 |
Atavachron wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
EMO?!? Screw that, I'm quitting! |
You can't-- you signed an iron-clad, one-way, four-party, post-dated contract that as we speak lies in a safe deposit box in Norway. Sorry-- but quit anyway, it would be great press |
We need an advertising department, we can't rely on the press. Someone put the word out in the "get the word out" discussion forum.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:57 |
Oh, you guys know I can't quit for long!
I'm back again!
Er, my role is a little harder to translate to paper...
Em - - / D - - / Em (Spanish roll)
Uh, I actually went to my guitar and worked that out...so it must be an instrumental number! I call it "We're Not Derivative; We're Not That Original."
Edited by The Whistler - November 04 2006 at 01:00
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:59 |
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Wait a minute. We could write an album about the Whistler quitting.
We should call it: Whistler on the Edge of Time
I'll go write lyrics for it. Be right back.
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:01 |
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It's dark.
I need a room...
to ejaculate over
the white cliffs
of Pontypridd
The home of Tom Jones.
My Eric Idle
My Billy Idol
My Rock, Paper, Scissors
and Sly Stallones.
Cut my wife into pieces
She ate my last dessert
Suffocation, no cup cakes
I don't give a cheesy wotsit
About life, my wife
Or Ansen's love for Maddox.
Ooooh Etron Fou Matron!
Put your cape on
And fly, fly fly, with me.
To Eterniteeeeeeeeeeee.
Weeeeeeeeeeeee.
We're walking in the air
We're walking in the moonlit sky
My pants are very tight
And you're not very bright.
Ian's got a codpiece complex
I've got a musical concept
Ooooh oooh oooh ooh
(The Libertines suck)
Ooooh oooh oooh ooh
(Yes they do)
Ooooh oooh oooh ooh
(So do Babyshambles)
Ooooh oooh oooh ooh
(Oh quite right!)
Ooooh oooh oooh ooh
I've brought sexy back home
Edited by Geck0 - November 04 2006 at 01:02
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:02 |
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(Whatever happened to Rosie and the Originals?)
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:10 |
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The n00by m00ds sounds like a better name.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:10 |
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Alright! This finally loaded!
Uh, no? Where's the naked chicks?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:11 |
Geck0 wrote:
The n00by m00ds sounds like a better name. |
Uh, excuse me? Who was directly involved in the creation of the band name?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:13 |
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A Salt Hand Battery:
Don’t you try no flattery
Don’t you pull no salt hand battery
I’m on to your deeds
When they violate our creed
Sign an oath in blood
And all will be good
Don’t want to be emo
Don’t want to cry myself to bed
Don’t want to go slow
Don’t want no idiots in my head
Yeah, take it Fred and a guitar solo comes in
The Whistler drinks his bottle of gin
Decides to start a band
Cause of the liquor in his hand
He’s had to much to drink
Yes he has, I think
Don’t want to be emo
Don’t want to cry myself to bed
Don’t want to go slow
Don’t want no idiots in my head
The Beholden Void:
The Whistler’s fallen in
Because of his gin
To the beholden void
He’s made us so sad
We wanted to do bad
Cause he’s our golden boy
We love him dearly
When he’s not a fool
But if he don’t want no emo
We can’t force it on him
Which really blows
The Whistler Blew His Horn:
The Whistler decided to leave. He is gone. The whistler has left, and he is now gone. He was decidedly for leaving, and being gone, he has now left.
Oompa Loompa:
Instrumental
The Cemented Man:
He had such a place in our hearts
Cemented there through our bonds
But now he is gone
A grim mood has swept the land
As we wave goodbye to the cemented man
Moog-Noob:
Without the moog skills of the whistler
We lost a frontman and gained a moog-noob
Who has no place is the moody noobs
Come back whistler, come back
Please unthrow in the sack
Standing At the Edge:
The Whistler is standing at the edge. He can go either way. Which will he choose? The suspense kills.
Viral Malady B4 The Cure:
Instrumental
Dying Seas:
The band without the whistler
Is drowning very slow
He quite because I suggested
That we be emo
Kings of Speed:
Without a moment gone to waste
The Whistler came back in haste.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:17 |
inpraiseoffolly
Don’t want to be emo
Don’t want to cry myself to bed
Don’t want to go slow
Don’t want no idiots in my head
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Holy crap! That's great! I love it!
Too bad though...guys, I think, for my own personal creative growth, I've got |
Holy crap! That's great! I love it!
Too bad though...guys, I think, for my own personal creative growth, I've got to quit. The touring...I dunno.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:19 |
We need a guitar player for this album though... please don't go...
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KoS
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:19 |
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Where's Cock-Eyed Nancy???
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:23 |
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Cock-Eyed Nancy
Who would have cocks for eyes
If she could be wise
Who'd be a teen-age prostitue
If she could wear a zoot suit
Cock-Eyed Mary
Is the only one I know
Who would be that slow
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:24 |
We're supposed to argue, hence the name change idea.  Cock-Eyed Nancy My name is My name is My name is Jim Maybe Her name is Her name is Her name is Kim Maybe Their name is Their name is Their name is Mr and Mrs Maybe They had a daughter Cock-Eyed Nancy Yes that's right Cock-Eyed Nancy Cock-Eyed Nancy She has a head like a mule Cock-Eyed Nancy She swins in the spawn of Wakeman's pool 'cause she's Cock-Eyed Nancy Singer of some other band Her eyes, they're alive! She's a Limbo wizard She only goes half-way before turning back to the life she led on the chicken farm draped in latex and driving a Ford Mustang named Barry
Edited by Geck0 - November 04 2006 at 01:28
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:25 |
Okay, I'll come back. I think I've had a breakthrough!
(D chord) G F#, (D chord) G F#
(C chord) F E, (C chord) F E
(all notes played on top E string)
Of course, since I'm in my kitchen, the guitar won't fit in here, so I'm composing on a uke. Yeah, I discovered Hawaiian spirituality. Let's hope it doesn't tear the band apart. Or something.
UGH! That was SUPPOSED to be a D chord! I...I...I can't work like this! I'm leaving! In the same post I came back in!
Edited by The Whistler - November 04 2006 at 01:27
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:29 |
Geck0 wrote:
We're supposed to argue, hence the name change idea.  Cock-Eyed MaryMy name isMy name isMy name isJim MaybeHer name isHer name isHer name isKim MaybeTheir name isTheir name isTheir name isMr and Mrs MaybeThey had a daughterCock-Eyed MaryYes that's rightCock-Eyed MaryCock-Eyed MaryShe has a head like a muleCock-Eyed MaryShe swins in the spawnof Wakeman's pool'cause she's Cock-Eyed MarySinger of some other bandHer eyes, they're alive!She's a Limbo wizardShe only goes half-waybefore turning backto the life she ledon the chicken farmdraped in latexand driving aFord Mustang named Barry
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Cock-Eyed Jim
I am a cock-eyed jim
my kids call me pop-eye but I'm not him
How will I deal with this mid-life
Too many crises, too much strife
Cock-Eyed Jim
got squirted in the eyes
And poor Cock-Eyed Jim
It made him go blind
I think you'll find me somewhere
Floating in the air
But only once I'm dead
And altogether without a head
Cock-Eyed Jim
Slipped in a puddle
Of you don't want to know what
That wasn't too subtle 
Cock-Eyed Jim
Tend to your flock
They're all running away
At the sight of the rooster cock
Sitting on a park bench
Jerking off while still bent
Snot running down his nose
Boy, he thinks, this really blows
Cock-Eyed Jim
Has nothing to say
He's just been got told
By the time of day
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 01:30 |
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I will now write a song called Up Stile Floors, which is Sir Rolf Lights Up backwards
We go up stile floors
Past the scurrying of mice
Up stile floors
Beyond good advice
Up stile floors
To the doors of paradise
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