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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:21 |
The Whistler wrote:
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
I suggest we steal Justin Timberlake songs and pass them off as our own. Their so bad that he probably won't want to own up that he owns the rights to them. Then we could be popular. Here are the lyrics for our first radio hit: You are so beautiful I want you so bad, I do I absolutely need you I want to be had by you So love, love me do And keep it on the track Cause we've got to bring sexyback. |
OH! Those are HIS lyrics! For a moment there, I was thinking, "Gosh! He's GOOD at writing crappy poppy empty lyrics." |
Well, actually, only the last two words are Timberlake's. Love, Love me do is the Beatles, and the rest is me.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:27 |
The Beatles?!? BAH! They'll never be the Moody Noobs!
Which is, come to think of it, a good thing.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Australian
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:28 |
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:29 |
The Whistler wrote:
Okay, the album is about how a rocker named Tommy Pink is trying to write an album about a band called Jemerson, Bake and Fallow trying to write an album about a band called Jethro No.
After a while, we'll burn through so many band names, that the last band will be trying to write a concept album about a band called the Nooby Blues, or whatever we're called, and it will hit full circle. See? See? |
Absolutely...sheer unadulterated genius.
Edited by Atavachron - November 04 2006 at 00:29
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:29 |
Ok, I've fixed the lyrics:
You are so beautiful
I want you so bad, I do
I absolutely need you
I want to be had by you
I can' get no satisfaction
Until I bring sexyback home
By the way, Atavachron, thanks. Here's a nickel.
EDIT: Atavachron, you changed your post. Give back the nickel.
Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 04 2006 at 00:32
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:30 |
Australian, if you hold the scrollbar, your avatar stops right where it is. If you stop it in the right place, it looks like a giant penis. Let's make it our band logo.
I'm serious
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:31 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Ok, I've fixed the lyrics:
You are so beautiful
I want you so bad, I do
I absolutely need you
I want to be had by you
I can' get no satisfaction
Until I bring sexyback home
By the way, Atavachron, thanks. Here's a nickel. |
That's fair
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Australian
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:32 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Australian, if you hold the scrollbar, your avatar stops right where it is. If you stop it in the right place, it looks like a giant penis. Let's make it our band logo.
I'm serious |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:34 |
Here's our b-side song
Follow up down left right
The cold wind in winter bites
Like it's cold on your skin cause it is
yeah that's how it's got to be
Don't you see
Yeah, it's got to be like this
Word yo what up
I'm gonna knock you up
HUUUUHHHH!!!!
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:36 |
I'm too good for you guys. I quit.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:37 |
I got bored so I'm back. I know, let's write a song about it.
I know that I was right
when I quit
so I'm writing this song
Yeah I'm righting the ship
So don't flip out
Yeah don't you pout
Cause santa clause (that's me)
Is coming to town
Selling england by the pound
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:38 |
I bet none of you can quit longer than me. I was gone a whole minute.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:39 |
I dunno...given the average intelligence of the average music listener these days, it might be radio friendly enough. Let me take a swipe at it.
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Ok, I've fixed the lyrics:
The sunlight of your eyes is so beautiful I want to do you so bad, I do I absolutely need to do you I want to be done by you I can' get no satisfaction until I do you Until I bring sexyback home
Uh, and do you.
By the way, Atavachron, thanks. Here's a nickel. EDIT: Atavachron, you changed your post. Give back the nickel. |
THERE! Perfect. That can be plugged into the album's concept...somehow.
Someone think of something!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:42 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
I got bored so I'm back. I know, let's write a song about it.
I know that I was right when I quit so I'm writing this song Yeah I'm righting the ship So don't flip out Yeah don't you pout Cause santa clause (that's me) Is coming to town Selling england by the pound |
Whoah. Chillingly good.
HEY! Let's ALL quit, then simeltaneously (sic) reform! Then, we can make a second album about quitting and reforming! Damn we're good...
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:43 |
Ready go. I quit again.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:44 |
The m00dy n00bs Mark II, a new direction...
Edited by Atavachron - November 04 2006 at 00:44
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:44 |
Now, what you guys do is simple. Australian, Whistler, and Atavachron, you each post "I quit" just like that. Then, once we have all quit, we can start posting again, having reformed.
I will start again in my next post.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:45 |
I quit.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:46 |
Ok, we can't all quit. I had a good idea:
LET"S BE EMO!!!!!!
The lyrics:
I hide in a dark room
and dance by myself
But I leave the water on
So you cannot hear me crying
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 00:49 |
The Whistler wrote:
I dunno...given the average intelligence of the average music listener these days, it might be radio friendly enough. Let me take a swipe at it.
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Ok, I've fixed the lyrics:
The sunlight of your eyes is so beautiful I want to do you so bad, I do I absolutely need to do you I want to be done by you I can' get no satisfaction until I do you Until I bring sexyback home
Uh, and do you.
By the way, Atavachron, thanks. Here's a nickel. EDIT: Atavachron, you changed your post. Give back the nickel. |
THERE! Perfect. That can be plugged into the album's concept...somehow.
Someone think of something! |
Damn! That first lyric sounds like Sting...I wanted something REALLY overblown and pretentious. Maybe: "I can smell the flower buds in your eyes," and then go into "I want to do you" over and over. Good? Good?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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