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Homer: Rock music attained perfection in 1974, it's a scientifically proven fact

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Simpsons movie just announced

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4867252.stm
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Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh?  Oh, OK.  I'll take three.  [Moe deals them] D'oh!  D'oh!
       D'oh!  I mean...woo hoo.
  Moe: I'm in.  [tosses a chip into the pot] Let's see your cards.
Homer: Oh, I was bluffing.  [shows them]
  Moe: Ha ha.  Come to papa -- wait a minute!  You have a straight
       flush, Homer!  You do this every time, you -- oh, you -- oh!
       Gah!  I'm choking on my own rage here.
 Carl: Hey, don't yell at Homer.  Just 'cause he's a little slow...
Homer: [gasps] [thinks] Something was said...not good.  What was it?
       "Don't yell at Homer!"  No, that's OK.  What was it?  ...Slow!
       They called you slow!
        [stands up, yells] How dare you call me that!  I -- huh?
        [Lenny walks into empty kitchen wearing night cap]
Lenny: [opens fridge] Hey, Homer, you still here?  Boy, you _are_ slow.
Homer: [thinks] Something said...not good.
Lenny: Get the hell out of here!

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Ralph: That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!



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http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thesimpsonsmovie/teaser/
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Homer to Bart while watching TV:  If you want anything out of life you half to work for it, now SHHHHH!!!!! the lottery numbers are coming on.
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"Oh come on Marge I swear I didn't do it.  I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a school girl hehehe, hehehehehe"
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Homer: N- yes! But don't you say that word!
Grampa: What- se-e-e-e-ex? I had s-e-e-e-e-x.
Homer: <shudders>

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German talking to plant workers:
"Do we have any alcohlics here?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah I am"
"I'm drunk right now"
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Homer: I've got a hankerin' for some spankerin'!

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Margo: You dont have to do anything you dont want to.
Homer: Maybe I want to...but then I think of Marge and the kinds...the boy not, sometimes I just want to...


Marge: So, do you like Wodey Allen´s movies?
Flanders: Id like them more if that nervous little guy wasnt there.


Man: We have a job available for Teaching how to have good marriage.
Homer: Uh I can do that. Anything to get out of that house, with the screamming and the thouse kids and...which I love so much...lalalala
"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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Selma tell Marge that she is gay
Homer: Oooh! Here's some other news: i like beer.
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From "Treehouse Of Horror 1 or 2":
Lisa: I wish for world peace
Homer: Lisa, that's very selfish of you
 
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Homer "I am so smart, I am so smart, S - M - A - T, I mean S - M - A - R - T!"
Searching for me
You look everywhere,
Except beside you.
Searching for you
You look everywhere,
But not inside you.
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