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Points: 2099 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2006 at 19:06
I have heard somewhere that  Creedence Clearwater Revivals song "Bad Moon Rising" on the refrain
 
"..Threre's a Bad Moon on the Rise,"
 
 
can be heard as
 
 
"...There's a bathroom on the right"
 
 
Also in Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze,", I think you can hear
 
"...excuse me while i kiss the sky"
 
can be heard as
 
"excuse me while I kiss this guy"
 
 
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Points: 84 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2006 at 18:21

There's a line in VDGG's "Scorched Earth" where I could swear Peter Hammil sang "No snare of past can trap him, though a ninja may!"

And who could forget this ELP classic:
 
Called a misty morning I was early morning burnin' the air!
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Points: 3497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2006 at 13:41
I have an example of misheard lyrics (though I'm still not sure it is really misheard). But here I need the help from someone who at the same time:
 
a) knows "The Wall" by Pink Floyd;
 
b) understands Russian.
 
If there are such people I'll post what was misheard by me.
 
Thank you.
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Points: 370 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 15:30

Sad creature nailed upon the colored door of time

actual word is preacher
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 15:25

Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:


@ Cygnus: I don't get it.

Just think about it and you'll come by what I mean soon enough.
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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 15:05
Originally posted by Meddler Meddler wrote:

Written As:"One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces"

Heard As:"One of these days, I'm going to cook you a little pizza"




you're a meddler and you misheard meddle lyrics?!

@ Cygnus: I don't get it.
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 14:03

Classic mishearing (or is it?):

The actual line:

So I'll hold my peace forever when you wear your bridal gown. (Marillion- Script for a Jester's Tear)

The misheard line:

So I'll hold my piece forever when you wear your bridal gown.
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Points: 881 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 18 2006 at 13:59
Written As:"One of these days, I'm going to cut you into little pieces"

Heard As:"One of these days, I'm going to cook you a little pizza"
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Agree...  Dodo: dog baiter = Darth Vader / Supper's Ready:  no longer alone = the number of love

My addition...   Porcupine Tree - Access Denied:

You're kicking me with that look of sheer disdain = You're getting me with that, look a sh*tty stain
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Points: 8238 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 17 2006 at 13:41
On Genesis' "Dodo" I was pretty sure Phil was saying "Darth Vader" instead of "Dog Baiter."
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Anyone remember that great Genesis song:

"She gets around on invisible crutches..."




Another one I've just remembered - in the late 60's my brother (who was 4 at the time) went through a phase of singing "All we are saying is Give Peace a Chance", but his version went:

"Hold my umbrella
And give me some jam..."

(Jam is jelly in the U.S. - I presume they know what umbrellas are!)

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Points: 830 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2006 at 16:59
In Steely Dan's song Babylon Sisters, in the part where he says "play them some funked up music" I coulda swore the 'ol fagan-meister dropped the f-bomb on that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuxaD8NzaY
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Points: 362 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 11 2006 at 11:02
^ yeah, that's an early version in which he was inventing the lyrics on the spot...very funny
"my kingdom for a horse!" (W. Shakespeare, "Richard III")
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Originally posted by porter porter wrote:


You didn't misheard!!! He actually says "Fried
Chicken"!!!!



I also heard a version where he sings "one sex
position" instead of "one true religion"!
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Originally posted by viperjr98 viperjr98 wrote:

Also, at the end of Queen's One Vision, I still swear that Freddie Mercury sings "Gimme gimme gimme...Fried Chicken"

Love this thread!

 

You didn't misheard!!! He actually says "Fried Chicken"!!!!

"my kingdom for a horse!" (W. Shakespeare, "Richard III")
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Points: 10616 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 12:31
Originally posted by Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan wrote:

TOTO-Africa

Real lyrics:

I bless the rains down in Africa

Misheard as:
I've led some raids down in Africa

 

 I always heard: "I guess the rain's down in Africa"...
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Points: 88 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:51

There are 2 that really stick in my head from when I was a kid.

In Quiet Riot's Cum on Feel the Noize, me and my friends sat around the speakers for hours debating whether they said "Girls rock your boys" or "Girls F*&K your boys".  We never did figure it out for sure.

And this one is all me: for the longest time, I heard "no dogs or cats are in the classroom". I thought it was terrible that Pink Floyd wouldn't let kids bring their pets to school!

Also, at the end of Queen's One Vision, I still swear that Freddie Mercury sings "Gimme gimme gimme...Fried Chicken"

Love this thread!

 



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Points: 1043 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:43
For many years in Animals House Of Rising Sun I heard:

There is a house in New Orlean"

as:

There is a house and you are in"

I know what I like and I like what I know...

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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:21

Originally posted by Drachen Theaker Drachen Theaker wrote:

Yes - Sound Chaser

Actual line is:
"And what touches our souls".
But with Jon Anderson's Lancashire accent it sounds like:
"And what touches arseholes"

 "our souls" is always a very dangerous phrase to use in a song.
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Points: 31369 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 09:01

Slayer - South of Heaven - 03 - Live Undead (1988):

Real lyrics:

A cannibal's desire feeds the fire
that burns in your head.

Misheard as:

A cannon's desire feeds the fire purse in your head.
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