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Topic: Misheard Lyrics
Posted By: Lindsay Lohan
Subject: Misheard Lyrics
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 03:36
AC/DC-You shook me all night long
Real lyrics:
She had sightless eyes.
Misheard as: She had Satan's eyes.
Rush:The trees
Real lyrics: ...and the oaks just shake their heads
Misheard as ...and the folks just sh*t their beds
Can i play with madness-Iron Maiden
Real lyrics:
Can I play with madness
Misheard as: Can I play with matches
Another brick in the wall-Pink floyd
Real lyrics:
We don't need no education We don't need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teacher leave those kids alone Misheard as: We don't need no education We don't need no thoughts at all No Dukes of Hazard in the classroom Teacher leave them Dukes alone
anyways anybody misheard any songs?
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 03:38
Posted By: Lindsay Lohan
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 03:45
TOTO-Africa
Real lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Misheard as: I've led some raids down in Africa
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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 03:54
In Finland we have even two books of misheard lyrics - are such in other countries? I laugh my eyes wet reading them. I try to memorize some English-language examples (I bring the best tomorrow)...
"All I needed was to love you gay" ("...the love you gave"; Only You) "I saw a reindeer" (I Surrender) "Cents on a dollar", "Since I'm a donut" (Senza una donna) "I'm at schoolboy age" ("how my poor heart aches"; Every Breath You Take)
As a young boy I heard Peter Gabriel's line "out of woman comes a man" in Humdrum as "I want woman, condom and...". Not that I THOUGHT it was that way really...
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Posted By: Eetu Pellonpaa
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 04:02
One ANEKDOTEN mishearing ended up on some bootleg CD of their live show.
"This Far from The Sky" -> This heartless guy
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Posted By: BaldFriede
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 04:23
"Woke up this morning, bucked up and I leave me.
Darling, cheesehead, I was yards to greasy.
Ohhhh-ho, me ears are alight".
"I think that's what he sings, but I need to hear it on a Maxwell."
That was a German tv-ad for Maxwell tapes in the 80s. Let's see if you can guess the song.
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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 04:30
One famous mishearing is in Manfred Mann's Earth Band's Blinded by the light, "ripped up like a douche" (misheard) >< "revved up like a deuce" (right words). This was talked about in Mann's interview: a detail that possibly helped the single (and Roaring Silence album) sell so well. Eh, my English is not good enough to understand either of them properly, what sort of naughtiness is there, can someone enlighten me?
I found this text below in the net: http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000119.php - http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000119.php
" I can't believe the biggest Mondegreen song of all time has not been mentioned. It was even a Skit on The State. The song? Blinded by the Light. Some variations:
"Blinded by the light, held up like a luffe by the foreman of the night." "Blinded by the light, ripped up like a douche and then you throw away the night."
The funny thing is, I had to go to a lyrics site to get the original: "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night" "
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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 04:41
Matti wrote:
One famous mishearing is in Manfred Mann's Earth Band's Blinded by the light, "ripped
up like a douche" (misheard) >< "revved up like a deuce"
(right words). This was talked about in Mann's interview: a detail that
possibly helped the single (and Roaring Silence album)
sell so well. Eh, my English is not good enough to understand
either of them properly, what sort of naughtiness is there, can
someone enlighten me?
I found this text below in the net: http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000119.php - http://www.izzlepfaff.com/blog/archives/000119.php
" I can't believe the biggest Mondegreen
song of all time has not been mentioned. It was even a Skit on The
State. The song? Blinded by the Light. Some variations:
"Blinded by the light, held up like a luffe by the foreman of the night." "Blinded by the light, ripped up like a douche and then you throw away the night."
The funny thing is, I had to go to a lyrics site to get the original: "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night" " |
and how do you know they are the original lyrics? on the official homepage of Hawkwind
there is a mistake about the lyrics of "High Rise". one line is given
as "Caged up rage, swarming all the time", but Robert Calvert
definitely sings "Caged up rage, swarming hornet hive" (Calvert had an
obsession with insect swarms, especially hornets; they appear in many
of his songs).
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Posted By: BePinkTheater
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 06:09
LOLOL I swear I heard the same thing for years.
As soon as i saw this thread, i was gonna post that, thats why i came in lol.
at least I'm not the only one
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Posted By: samhob
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 06:34
one of the most popular mishearding :
Pink floyd - Echoes
"...And everything is green and submarine"
misheard as:
"....And everything is green and summery"
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Posted By: porter
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 07:41
Sheryl Crow "Run Baby Run"
real lyrics:
"She was born in november, 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died"
as I heard them for years:
"She was born in november, 1963, the day Elvis actually died"
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 07:41
BaldFriede wrote:
"Woke up this morning, bucked up and I leave me. Darling, cheesehead, I was yards to greasy. Ohhhh-ho, me ears are alight".
"I think that's what he sings, but I need to hear it on a Maxwell."
That was a German tv-ad for Maxwell tapes in the 80s. Let's see if you can guess the song. |
I remember that ad! This one was Desmond Dekker's Israelites. Weren't there some others too?
My favourite misheard lyric is "Excuse me while I kiss this guy". There's also a line in a Coverdale-Page song which goes "pour your ocean over me" and it sounds just like "pour your horse sh*t over me".
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 07:44
porter wrote:
Sheryl Crow "Run Baby Run"
real lyrics:
"She was born in november, 1963, the day Aldous Huxley died"
as I heard them for years:
"She was born in november, 1963, the day Elvis actually died"
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Oh,this is a good one...
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Posted By: gr8dane
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 08:16
Yes there are 2 books out here in North America, full of them.
Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky'.
heard as
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
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Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 11:14
Opeth's new album has a few...
"I hear them devouring! Pass me the tacos of the earth!" (Festering jackals of the earth!)
"Draining the weenus!" (Draining the weakness!)
"the SEMEN!" (de-CEIVING!)
I didn't make those up, I promise... Mikael mis-enunciates a few syllables while growling... or maybe he did it on purpose... but those three are pretty infamous already...
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 11:19
Man Overboard wrote:
Opeth's new album has a few...
"I hear them devouring! Pass me the tacos of the earth!" (Festering jackals of the earth!)
"Draining the weenus!" (Draining the weakness!)
"the SEMEN!" (de-CEIVING!)
I didn't make those up, I promise... Mikael mis-enunciates a few syllables while growling... or maybe he did it on purpose... but those three are pretty infamous already...
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Wow, diden't quite get those THE SEMEN?
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Posted By: jefmoret
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 13:49
...friend of a friend heard misheard AC/DC "Dirty deeds and-a done dirt cheap" as being "Hercules and the Thunder Jeep"
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 13:50
jefmoret wrote:
...friend of a friend heard misheard AC/DC "Dirty deeds
and-a done dirt cheap" as being "Hercules and the Thunder Jeep"
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How can it go so way off?
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Posted By: Cygnus X-1
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:14
one of the songs off billy idols latest album is called Plastic Jesus, I honestly thought, when i first heard it that he was saying "plastic cheeses!"
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:16
Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:18
ppl often mistake sex pistols pretty vacant for sometihng like pretty bacon.
anyway. progwise, Meshuggah's "Rational Gaze" (Track 2 on Nothing) 2nd verse says something like "our light induced, image of truth" but the first bit sounds more like "I LIKE JUICE!" it always makes me laugh cos its like the singer is shouting his prefered fluid out randomly in an extremely heavy metal song!
Does anyone else hear this? The track is available on meshuggahs profile in these archives if you want to hear it.
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Posted By: Mnemosyne
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:28
Hercules and a Thunder Jeep
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Creator-Observer-Muse.
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Posted By: Man Overboard
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:36
frenchie wrote:
ppl often mistake sex pistols pretty vacant for sometihng like pretty bacon.
anyway. progwise, Meshuggah's "Rational Gaze" (Track 2 on Nothing) 2nd verse says something like "our light induced, image of truth" but the first bit sounds more like "I LIKE JUICE!" it always makes me laugh cos its like the singer is shouting his prefered fluid out randomly in an extremely heavy metal song!
Does anyone else hear this? The track is available on meshuggahs profile in these archives if you want to hear it. |
YES! OMG! I got that album when it first came out, and a friend and I were listening to it for the first time.. and we heard that, looked at each other, rewound it, heard it again, and after yet another confirmation, we decided that we KNEW that Jens was speaking of his favorite beverage, and we never consulted the lyrics booklet. We shouted that a lot!
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Posted By: Harry Hood
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 14:59
I read somewhere that the line in Pink Floyd's "One Of These Days" is actually "one of these days I'm going to drop you from the human species". I don't know what I'm hearing anymore!
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 15:05
Harry Hood wrote:
I read somewhere that the line in Pink Floyd's "One
Of These Days" is actually "one of these days I'm going to drop you
from the human species". I don't know what I'm hearing anymore! |
NO WAY!!IT IS FALSE!!
That was actually a review made when some guy thought he is special and
said that...But if you hear that part of the song a little closer with
your ear to the jukebox,you'll hear that it clearly says (this is my
favourite part of the post ):ONE OF THESE DAYS I WILL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE PIECES!
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Posted By: Fishy
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 15:14
Well I've found one also. I remember we usally sang it after drinking too much...
Although we knew Bruce Dickinson was singing : " 666 the number of the beast", we thought "668 the neighbour of the beast" was sounding even better !
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Posted By: samhob
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 15:20
Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 15:22
Cheers...
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Posted By: frenchie
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 15:55
YEAH! I knew i cudn't be the only one! Im glad you do agree, and from the pics i've seen you look like a cool metalhead, good to see you are into your metal, keep grinding that axe!
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Posted By: TURK182!
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 16:05
My mother thought that in Thuderstruck from AC/DC, they were saying "Fantasia" instead of thunderstruck in the chorus.
Excuse her, she's speaking real better in french than english (like me actually).
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Posted By: maani
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 16:30
I always thought the line in Every Breath You Take was "I'm a pool hall ace": it's really "how my poor heart aches." Listen to how he enunciates it, and you can see why one could be confused...
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Posted By: Cluster One
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 16:47
CCR - Bad Moon on the RIse
Real Lyric
"There's a Bad Moon on the Rise"
Misheard Lyric
"There's a Bathroom, on the right"
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Posted By: Henry McLean
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 17:17
Man Overboard wrote:
"I hear them devouring! Pass me the tacos of the earth!" (Festering jackals of the earth!)
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Posted By: NetsNJFan
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 22:23
doesnt really count, but when I was 10, my dad convinced me the Yes album "Fragile" was pronounced "Fra-Jee-Lay", and I believed him cause Yes was freakign weird to my 10 year old ears --- oh so gullible
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Posted By: The Miracle
Date Posted: September 07 2005 at 23:45
Dream Theater:
If you think you heard: You really heard:
"I want to blow you now" "I want to know you now" (from "Status Seeker")
"Watching mortality, I mow the lawn" "Wanting mortality, I'm all alone" (from "The Killing Hand")
"I touched with Juan" "I touched with one" (from "Afterlife")
"This world is spinning in sodomy" "This world is spinning inside of me" (from "Pull Me Under")
"They took pictures of our trash" "They took pictures of our dreams" (from "Another Day")
"The vulture has stood on his head" "The fortune lies still in his hands" (from "Take the Time")
"Death is the first dancing turtle" "Death is the first dance eternal." (from "Metropolis Part 1")
"She's been trying to leak again" "She's been trying to link again" (from "Wait for Sleep")
"Nobody knows what they want, till they're fondling little girls" "Nobody knows what they want, till they finally let it all go" (from "6:00")
"Sharing flashlights and vacations" "Sharing flesh like envy in cages" (from "Innocence Faded")
"F*** this whore" "Thought Disorder" (from "Voices")
"Sex is right here on my crucifix" "Says it right here on my crucifix" (from "Voices")
"I feel the leg, I feel the breast, sex is death, death is sex" "I feel elated, I feel depressed, sex is death, death is sex" (from "Voices")
"Let's start a party, it's Friday night" "Let's stare the problem right in the eye" (from "The Mirror")
"Breaking delicate winds" "Breaking delicate wings" (from "Lifting Shadows off a Dream")
"Won't let them feel me with their elastic rubbernads" "Won't let them fill me with fatalistic remedies" (from "Scarred")
"And my son's not so bright" "And my sun's not so bright" (from "A Change of Seasons")
"I was blinded by a pair of dice" "I was blinded by a paradise" (from "A Change of Seasons")
"You ask me where's my hairspray?" "You ask me why my hair's gray" (from "Burning My Soul")
"Strike up your best X-rated posture" "Strike up your best angst-ridden posture" (from "Just Let Me Breathe")
"They invite your hands to feel their knees" "They invite your hands to fill their needs" (from "Anna Lee")
"Offer the madman your seat" "Open your mind and you'll see" (from "The Glass Prison")
They all work, I checked myself!
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Posted By: KoS
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 00:55
Dream Theater does have a lot of misheard lyrics
I'm starting to think they do it on purpose because on the commentary of Once in a livetime Petrucci
says that they always sang anal lee instead of Ana Lee
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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 01:22
Here's some more from the Finnish publications:
"I love my style" (our love must die; Queen: Who Wants to Live Forever) "So much goes on" (Queen: Show Must Go On) "Life is a lasagne" (Jethro Tull: Life's a Long Song) "Who you gonna call? Those bastards!" (Ghostbusters)
"I got my first real sex-dream (...six-string; Bryan Adams: Summer of '69) "My lady dumped on me" (Cat Stevens: My Lady d'Arbanville) "Lady Bee" (Beatles: Let It Be) "Liquid on bidet" (Iron Maiden: Be Quick Or Be Dead) "Babe, I hear you came" (...I'm here again; Take That: Babe) "Wet golden dreams" (red, gold and green; Culture Club: Karma Chameleon)
"I got no eyeholes" (Juliana Hatfield: I Got No Idols) "Butcher of the karate" (Bad Religion: Portrait of Authority) "Girl, I'm leading you to my room" (...leaving you tomorrow; Faith No More: Easy) "You can have your cake and Edith too" (Bob Dylan: Lay Lady Lay)
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Posted By: Bryan
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 01:37
Posted By: blunt
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 02:01
isn't the most famous one in pop anyway "Alex The Seal" instead of "Our Lips Are Sealed" The Go-Gos I think.
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Posted By: Chipiron
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 03:18
Matti wrote:
Here's some more from the Finnish publications:
"I love my style" (our love must die; Queen: Who Wants to Live Forever) "So much goes on" (Queen: Show Must Go On) "Life is a lasagne" (Jethro Tull: Life's a Long Song) "Who you gonna call? Those bastards!" (Ghostbusters)
"I got my first real sex-dream (...six-string; Bryan Adams: Summer of '69) "My lady dumped on me" (Cat Stevens: My Lady d'Arbanville) "Lady Bee" (Beatles: Let It Be) "Liquid on bidet" (Iron Maiden: Be Quick Or Be Dead) "Babe, I hear you came" (...I'm here again; Take That: Babe) "Wet golden dreams" (red, gold and green; Culture Club: Karma Chameleon)
"I got no eyeholes" (Juliana Hatfield: I Got No Idols) "Butcher of the karate" (Bad Religion: Portrait of Authority) "Girl, I'm leading you to my room" (...leaving you tomorrow; Faith No More: Easy) "You can have your cake and Edith too" (Bob Dylan: Lay Lady Lay)
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I'm glad to see that we Spaniards aren't the only ones who have trouble understanding English...
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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 05:05
a good and most certainly intended one is on "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway":
"Caryl Chessman sniffs the air and leads the parade.
he knows, in a scent, you can bottle all you made".
"in a scent" sounds like "innocent". Caryl Chessman was convicted of
being the "Red-light bandit" in 1948 and finally executed in 1960,
although there were serious doubts about his guilt. he died in the gas
chamber ("in a scent"). read about the Caryl Chessman case at
these sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caryl_Chessman
http://www.prisonsucks.com/carylchessman/
http://cwis.usc.edu/isd/archives/la/scandals/chessman.html
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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 05:21
Wow! Another example of Peter Gabriel's gift of playing with word meanings! (I'm really starting to think he's No 1 of prog lyricists, if I had any doubt before.)
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Posted By: Doktor Dyper
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 05:27
gr8dane wrote:
Yes there are 2 books out here in North America, full of them.
Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky'.
heard as
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
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I heard that there was a site dedicated to misheard lyrics called http://www.kissthisguy.com - www.kissthisguy.com in 2001 .... don't think its functional now though.
One of my frnds actually thought Hendrix was gay after hearin these lyrics !!!
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Posted By: Doktor Dyper
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 05:37
Hey i just checked..... the link still works!
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 09:07
"Life is a lasagne" (Jethro Tull: Life's a Long Song)
Surely life is a minestrone, not a lasagne?
I've just remembered the famous Whitesnake mis-quote "Anal love in the heart of the city".
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Posted By: Citanul
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 10:11
Matti wrote:
Wow! Another example of Peter Gabriel's gift of playing
with word meanings! (I'm really starting to think he's No 1 of prog
lyricists, if I had any doubt before.) |
If you enjoy wordplay in lyrics, you should take a look at some of
Skyclad's lyrics. I don't know what your taste in music is, so I
don't know if you'd like them, but you can find a list of the puns in
their lyrics http://www.geocities.com/svipdaag/skyclad/skyclad.html - here .
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Posted By: paulindigo
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 10:17
I have an Italian book of Pink Floyd's lyrics, it's really crammed with
mistakes. A funny one is from San Tropez:
"making a date with Rita Pavone" (Rita Pavone is an Italian light pop
singer, she was pretty famous here in the 60s and 70s)
real lyrics:
"making a date for later by phone"
I swear I really heard Waters sing that line until I found a site
with the correct words
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Posted By: paulindigo
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 10:18
NetsNJFan wrote:
doesnt really count, but when I was 10, my dad
convinced me the Yes album "Fragile" was pronounced "Fra-Jee-Lay",
and I believed him cause Yes was freakign weird to my 10 year old
ears --- oh so gullible |
Hey, that's the Italian pronunciation!
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Posted By: BaldJean
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 10:26
Citanul wrote:
Matti wrote:
Wow! Another example of Peter Gabriel's gift of playing
with word meanings! (I'm really starting to think he's No 1 of prog
lyricists, if I had any doubt before.) |
If you enjoy wordplay in lyrics, you should take a look at some of
Skyclad's lyrics. I don't know what your taste in music is, so I
don't know if you'd like them, but you can find a list of the puns in
their lyrics http://www.geocities.com/svipdaag/skyclad/skyclad.html - here .
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I just looked at the Skyclad puns, and the first (The Great Brain Robbery) was
used by Amon Düül 2 already on their album "Made in Germany" in the
song "Metropolis" ("But Fritz (they mean Fritz Lang, director of
"Metropolis"), don't trust in me, beware of the great brain robbery")
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Posted By: Paradox
Date Posted: September 08 2005 at 13:58
My father used to think that a line from "How Deep Is Your Love" by the Bee Gees was:
Misheard lyric: "Then you come to me on a submarine"
Actual lyric: "Then you come to me on a summer breeze"
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Posted By: Matti
Date Posted: September 09 2005 at 00:58
Citanul wrote:
Matti wrote:
Wow! Another example of Peter Gabriel's gift of playing with word meanings! (I'm really starting to think he's No 1 of prog lyricists, if I had any doubt before.) |
If you enjoy wordplay in lyrics, you should take a look at some of Skyclad's lyrics. I don't know what your taste in music is, so I don't know if you'd like them, but you can find a list of the puns in their lyrics http://www.geocities.com/svipdaag/skyclad/skyclad.html - here .
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Thanks, I may check 'em sometimes (never heard), but actually lyrics are not the reason whether I like some band/artist or not. If I don't like it musically, great lyrics don't help. I enjoy wordplay in general (done palindroms, anagrams, crosswords etc myself) but it's only a part in Gabriel's great lyrics.
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Posted By: Tiresias
Date Posted: September 20 2005 at 18:33
"Take care, beware, of farts (thoughts) that linger..."
-Beware of Darkness, Spock's Beard
------------- Wh'ghal ng'fth mglw'y Ry'leh, Cthulhu fhtagn...
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Posted By: ummagumma08
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 14:48
VdGG, Lemmings: What cause is there left but to die?
Misheard as: What causes a leppard to die?
Another very commen mishearing is: "brick in the wall" as in "all in all you're just another brick in the wall" Misheard as "breaking the wall" without taken into consideration that in context it would make absolutely no sense.
Another good one in the PF vein:
ABitW pt. 3: "We don't need no thought control"
Msheard as: "We don't need no birth control"
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 15:21
- Nursery Cryme - The Return Of The Giant Hogweed
Misheard:They all need the sun to photosensitize their wisdom
Real:They all need the sun to photosensitize their venom
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Posted By: Prodigal
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 15:31
Genesis - Invisible Touch
Real lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah."
Misheard lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible duck sh*t."
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 15:58
This is from my 8 year old son:
Tool(Schism)-"I know the pieces fit"
According to my boy-"I know the pizza's quick"
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 16:21
Prodigal wrote:
Genesis - Invisible Touch
Real lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah."
Misheard lyrics: "She seems to have an invisible duck sh*t."
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Or this one:
"She seems to have an invisible cu*t, OH!!"
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Posted By: Prodigal
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 16:48
TheProgtologist wrote:
This is from my 8 year old son:
Tool(Schism)-"I know the pieces fit"
According to my boy-"I know the pizza's quick"
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Cute.
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Posted By: Hibou
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 20:33
Paul Young on the song “Every Time You Go Away”
I hear: Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you
It says: Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
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Gene Police: You!! Out of the pool!
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Posted By: Angeldust
Date Posted: September 21 2005 at 20:53
I won't make an example of mishead lyrics...But check this out..
There's a death metal band called Obituary.If anybody can decode their lyrics i'll pay him!!!!...Listen to them .it's really funny
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Posted By: con safo
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 11:00
Blinded by the light!.. Wrapped up like a douche in the middle of the night!..
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Posted By: TheProgtologist
Date Posted: September 22 2005 at 12:10
Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 08:08
Hibou wrote:
Paul Young on the song “Every Time You Go Away”
I hear: Every time you go away
You take a piece of meat with you
It says: Every time you go away
You take a piece of me with you
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Posted By: The Minstrel
Date Posted: September 23 2005 at 15:39
Listen to the song "Christmas" from Tommy by the Who. Me and my friend always argue whether the kids in the background are saying "Ha Ha Ha" or "Gobble Gobble Gobble." It's tough to tell.
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: October 01 2005 at 16:23
- watcher of the skies - genesis
real:come ancient children hear what I say
misheard:come ancient children USA
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Posted By: Ed_The_Dead
Date Posted: October 01 2005 at 16:32
Opeth - Baying of the hounds...
everything You belived is a Lie, Everyone You loved is a dead burger
------------- http://www.last.fm/user/ed_the_dead/?chartstyle=asimpleblue5">
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Posted By: Arsillus
Date Posted: October 01 2005 at 17:45
Not prog, I know but:
AC/DC's Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Real: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Heard: Dirty Deeds and the Thunder Jeep
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: October 01 2005 at 18:35
Yeah.. I've heard that from the very first time i heard the song
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Posted By: Hamatai
Date Posted: October 01 2005 at 19:27
Posted By: Manunkind
Date Posted: October 02 2005 at 17:25
gr8dane wrote:
Yes there are 2 books out here in North America, full of them.
Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky'.
heard as
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
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Isn't this in Zappa's cover of "Purple Haze"?
------------- "In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: October 03 2005 at 07:56
I forgot the classic from Wizard of Oz - "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie".
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 10:19
"666 is no longer alone"
my version
'666 is the number of love"
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Posted By: darren
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 16:50
Non prog but...
The Rolling Stones song "Start Me Up"
Real lyrics: My eyes dilate.
What I thought I heard: My ass dilates
There was a song on the radio a few years ago, never found out the real name of the song but it sounded like the chorus was : "I'm a giant appleseed/ I'm a giant appleseed/ I'm a giant appleseed"
More in the prog area...
The background vocals in Peter Gabriel's "Games Without Frontiers". I've heard several people give their interpretations of what they're singing. My favourite "She's so f---ing old". In fact, a friend thought that was the name of the song.
Then there's the lyrics in "Roundabout". Imagine my surprise when I found out those were the real lyrics.
------------- "they locked up a man who wanted to rule the world.
the fools
they locked up the wrong man."
- Leonard Cohen
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 17:10
Posted By: Space Chief
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 17:44
Give me the Beach Boys and free my soul!
Dirty Dee's Thunder Sheep!
I am the Walrus, Koo Koo Ka Choo!
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Posted By: NecroManiac
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 18:35
We don't need no fornication
We don't need no thought control
No stark pervasion in the churchroom
Preacher leve them kids alone
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What's yer faovrite album? =^_^=
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 18:45
^^ Now there's some Floyd I could really sink my teeth into and a few other body parts too.
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Posted By: White Queen
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 18:56
Eric Clapton's "Cocaine"
heard as---"she don't like, she don't like, she don't like....cocaine"
actually---"she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie....cocaine"
Also...one I couldn't figure out in Jethro Tull's "The Whistler"
Does he say I've got a pipe and a drum to play or I've got a pipe and I've come to play ?
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 19:00
Actually, it's "she's alright, she's alright, she's alright...cocaine"
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Posted By: erlenst
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 19:11
For years a friend of mine was completely sure that on Aerosmith's
"Dude Looks Like a Lady", they sing "Dooo-lo-la-la-le-leee". Hahaha, it
was hilarious when we found out he actually thought that was the lyrics.
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Posted By: Losendos
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 20:26
BaldJean wrote:
a good and most certainly intended one is on "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway": "Caryl Chessman sniffs the air and leads the parade. he knows, in a scent, you can bottle all you made". "in a scent" sounds like "innocent". Caryl Chessman was convicted of being the "Red-light bandit" in 1948 and finally executed in 1960, although there were serious doubts about his guilt. he died in the gas chamber ("in a scent"). read about the Caryl Chessman case at these sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caryl_Chessman http://www.prisonsucks.com/carylchessman/ http://cwis.usc.edu/isd/archives/la/scandals/chessman.html
| Peter Gabriel was one hell of a lyricist.
------------- How wonderful to be so profound
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Posted By: Publius
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 20:51
My sister was playing System of a Down and a song came on that says 'Spirit goes through all things' and my mum thought it was saying 'spherical droppings' because it rushes the middle words
------------- I'm so prog, I clap in 9/8
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 22:55
Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
Heard as: Let me sleep on air
Real: Let me sleep on it
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
Heard as: Shut the f*** up
Real: Motherf***er
Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb
Heard as: Africa comfortably numb
Read: I have become, comfortably numb
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Posted By: The Doctor
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 23:38
Who has misheard all of these lyrics? The brain damaged? "Africa, comfortably numb"???? That doesn't even make sense. I gotta call bulls**t on that one.
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Posted By: VanderGraafKommandöh
Date Posted: January 07 2006 at 23:46
No no, I did when I was in my teenage years. I always have had
difficulty hearing lyrics properly. I guess I just hadn't
listened close enough.
All of mine are genuine misheard lyrics I have heard, not just off a website.
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Posted By: tardis
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 01:48
Cranberries "Zombie":
"In my hair" instead of "In my head"
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Posted By: Ricochet
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 01:49
NecroManiac wrote:
We don't need no fornication
We don't need no thought control
No stark pervasion in the churchroom
Preacher leve them kids alone
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NO WAY!
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Posted By: Rosescar
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 15:53
gr8dane wrote:
Yes there are 2 books out here in North America, full of them.
Hendrix
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky'.
heard as
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy'
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I always misheard it as 'scuse me as I touch the sky'.
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Posted By: CandyAppleRed
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 16:22
I was always amused by This Mortal Coil's version of Tim Buckley's "Song to the Siren". Obviously unable to decipher his lyrics, they sang "were you hare when I was fox?" as "where you here when I was fossil?".
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Posted By: Syntharachnid
Date Posted: January 08 2006 at 17:20
Van Der Graff Generator - Killer
Actual lyrics: On a black day, in a black month, at the black bottom of the sea Your mother gave birth to you and died immediately 'Cause you can't have two killers...
Misheard lyrics: 'Cause you cut her to kippers
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Posted By: porter
Date Posted: January 09 2006 at 11:34
Yes - America
real: "Michigan seems like a dream to me now"
misheard: "The Chicken seems like a dream to me now"
------------- "my kingdom for a horse!" (W. Shakespeare, "Richard III")
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Posted By: Syzygy
Date Posted: January 09 2006 at 14:32
The Box Tops - The Letter
'Give me a chicken or an aeroplane' - actual lyric 'Give me a ticket for an aeroplane'
Phil Collins - I Missed Again
'Am I pissed again? Looks like I'm pissed again, uh huuuh' - actual lyric 'Did I miss again?'. In the UK 'pissed' describes being in a state of profound alcoholic relaxation, btw.
------------- 'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: January 09 2006 at 15:11
Yes - Sound Chaser
Actual line is: "And what touches our souls". But with Jon Anderson's Lancashire accent it sounds like: "And what touches arseholes"
------------- "It's 1973, almost dinnertime and I'm 'aving 'oops!" - Gene Hunt
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Posted By: Bj-1
Date Posted: January 10 2006 at 09:01
Slayer - South of Heaven - 03 - Live Undead (1988):
Real lyrics:
A cannibal's desire feeds the fire that burns in your head.
Misheard as:
A cannon's desire feeds the fire purse in your head.
------------- RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Posted By: chopper
Date Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:21
Drachen Theaker wrote:
Yes - Sound Chaser
Actual line is: "And what touches our souls". But with Jon Anderson's Lancashire accent it sounds like: "And what touches arseholes" |
"our souls" is always a very dangerous phrase to use in a song.
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Posted By: Publius84
Date Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:43
For many years in Animals House Of Rising Sun I heard:
There is a house in New Orlean"
as:
There is a house and you are in"
------------- I know what I like and I like what I know...
Prog is in my heart, in my mind, in my soul...
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Posted By: viperjr98
Date Posted: January 10 2006 at 10:51
There are 2 that really stick in my head from when I was a kid.
In Quiet Riot's Cum on Feel the Noize, me and my friends sat around the speakers for hours debating whether they said "Girls rock your boys" or "Girls F*&K your boys". We never did figure it out for sure.
And this one is all me: for the longest time, I heard "no dogs or cats are in the classroom". I thought it was terrible that Pink Floyd wouldn't let kids bring their pets to school!
Also, at the end of Queen's One Vision, I still swear that Freddie Mercury sings "Gimme gimme gimme...Fried Chicken"
Love this thread!
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Posted By: Moogtron III
Date Posted: January 10 2006 at 12:31
Lindsay Lohan wrote:
TOTO-Africa
Real lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
Misheard as: I've led some raids down in Africa
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I always heard: "I guess the rain's down in Africa"...
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Posted By: porter
Date Posted: January 11 2006 at 05:57
viperjr98 wrote:
Also, at the end of Queen's One Vision, I still swear that Freddie Mercury sings "Gimme gimme gimme...Fried Chicken"
Love this thread!
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You didn't misheard!!! He actually says "Fried Chicken"!!!!
------------- "my kingdom for a horse!" (W. Shakespeare, "Richard III")
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Posted By: Drachen Theaker
Date Posted: January 11 2006 at 07:19
porter wrote:
You didn't misheard!!! He actually says "Fried
Chicken"!!!! |
I also heard a version where he sings "one sex
position" instead of "one true religion"!
------------- "It's 1973, almost dinnertime and I'm 'aving 'oops!" - Gene Hunt
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