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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2005 at 16:58
Originally posted by ivan_2068 ivan_2068 wrote:

It's a hard question, because most bands put especial dedication and their best effort in their epics, mostly because epics are usually the base of an album, so it'sreally hard to fuind one so bad to call it the worst.

So I'll take the word worst as my least favorite even when it still has some good things:

Iron Butterfly's In a Gadda da Vida: Again, it's not bad, as a matter of facts starts promissing, even the somehow mysterious lirycs are interesting, but soon you find they are going in circles, simple variations and endless guitar solos over the same chord with the exact same bass and drums line.

As much as I like organ, this track is an excess, if lasted 50% would have been a masterpiece, tiresome and boring at some point at less you're smoking funny stuff or as Homer Simpson said "If you're having a good time in the back seat of your car" (Even when if you're young enough to have sex in your car, 20 minutes is normally too much time) 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2005 at 17:01
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2005 at 17:11
Originally posted by Marc Baum Marc Baum wrote:

Originally posted by diga.stef diga.stef wrote:

What is the worst epic ever written in your opinion?

I say "Ghostship" by SHADOW GALLERY.

Are you insane? It's great!

I second that ... Ghostship is a classic prog epic ... how dare he , off with his head !   

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: December 24 2005 at 17:18
Originally posted by ivan_2068 ivan_2068 wrote:

It's a hard question, because most bands put especial dedication and their best effort in their epics, mostly because epics are usually the base of an album, so it'sreally hard to fuind one so bad to call it the worst.

So I'll take the word worst as my least favorite even when it still has some good things:

Iron Butterfly's In a Gadda da Vida: Again, it's not bad, as a matter of facts starts promissing, even the somehow mysterious lirycs are interesting, but soon you find they are going in circles, simple variations and endless guitar solos over the same chord with the exact same bass and drums line.

As much as I like organ, this track is an excess, if lasted 50% would have been a masterpiece, tiresome and boring at some point at less you're smoking funny stuff or as Homer Simpson said "If you're having a good time in the back seat of your car" (Even when if you're young enough to have sex in your car, 20 minutes is normally too much time) 

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Yeah 'In A Gadda Da Vida' seems to be padded to me as well; there's simply not enough in it to last 18 minutes- thus why they resorted to tedious soloing. Prog is often accused of featuring 'noodling', yet to me most prog epics have restrained and structured solos- 'In A Gadda...' doesn't, and long outstays its welcome. That said, the first part with the monolithic riff and mysterious melody and the neo classical organ refrain at the end tends to make me forgive these shortcomings.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:03
Why is everyone dissing A Plague of Lighthouse Keepers .  I understand that it could have been shortened a couple mnutes but i think it is a wonderful song.   I havnt heard a side long epic i havnt liked but i havnt heard many so yeah. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:06

Probably something by TFK

Thus far I've heard four songs of theirs and all they are is endless minutes of meaningless w**king

I'll try to hear a whole album to make sure if that's really so, but so far I'm pretty unimpressed



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:07
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

I like Rush a lot, but...

"2112," and "Cygnus X-1" are average, NOT GREAT epics.

Rush can be superb at short to mid-length songs ("Xanadu" being an exception) but just can get the epics down IMO.

You want to start some trouble, eh?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:09
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

I like Rush a lot, but...

"2112," and "Cygnus X-1" are average, NOT GREAT epics.

Rush can be superb at short to mid-length songs ("Xanadu" being an exception) but just can get the epics down IMO.

You want to start some trouble, eh?

I think that Hemispheres in indeed pretty average but 2112 is pyre excellence IMO.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:23
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:27
Originally posted by Dazo Dazo wrote:

The Wall - Pink Floyd.

 



I don't know if I would consider that an epic. It's more like an album that is long and sometimes boring. Pink Floyd's last epics were on Animals but post Wall Floyd does ten dto have an epic sound behind it. The Wall is cool, but there is a disproportional amount of songs I don't like than I like so I don't listen to it in its entirety often.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:30

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Why all these "worst" threads? This is the worst one yet.

right on - these threads suck




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2006 at 23:57

I wouldn't say this is the "worst" epic ever, but I dont care much for this one:

Shadow Gallery - First Light... it's not a bad song at all, just the endless waste of time throughout of it really annoys me. Whether they're taking up time w/ silence or just soft ambient noise, it just bothers me.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 00:26

Hands down the worst progressive rock epic of all time is A Passion Play by Jethro Tull. I'm a hardcore Tull fan so I have perspective. This album is sheer masterbation. Thick as a Brick is a brilliant album, but has a few flat spots (side two mostly). A Passion Play is a full albums worth of these flat, uninspired, pointless spots. Passion Play represents everything that the critics and rock fans have said about prog for years, arrogant self indulgence! To have a point, direction of thought, and concept is always ideal before writing an albums worth of material. Ian's directionless drivil along the Fullum Rd. is pure filler. Contractual obligations - Filler. Passion Play is a black eye to the Tull catalogue and progressive music altogether. Sometimes the critics are correct.

Now, I realize this a very negative review of "that album", and I apologise to those I,ve offended, but it is something I feel very strongly about. I listen to a lot of music and am a good judge of quality, whether I like it or not, I can admit quality. As I said earlier, I'm a hardcore Tull fan and can say, head held high, that this album is just pure cannon fodder.

So let your balls fly, tell me-pray- Can YOU defend this drek.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 01:08
Originally posted by Witchwoodhermit Witchwoodhermit wrote:

Hands down the worst progressive rock epic of all time is A Passion Play by Jethro Tull. I'm a hardcore Tull fan so I have perspective. This album is sheer masterbation. Thick as a Brick is a brilliant album, but has a few flat spots (side two mostly). A Passion Play is a full albums worth of these flat, uninspired, pointless spots. Passion Play represents everything that the critics and rock fans have said about prog for years, arrogant self indulgence! To have a point, direction of thought, and concept is always ideal before writing an albums worth of material. Ian's directionless drivil along the Fullum Rd. is pure filler. Contractual obligations - Filler. Passion Play is a black eye to the Tull catalogue and progressive music altogether. Sometimes the critics are correct.

Now, I realize this a very negative review of "that album", and I apologise to those I,ve offended, but it is something I feel very strongly about. I listen to a lot of music and am a good judge of quality, whether I like it or not, I can admit quality. As I said earlier, I'm a hardcore Tull fan and can say, head held high, that this album is just pure cannon fodder.

So let your balls fly, tell me-pray- Can YOU defend this drek.

I don't think any Tull epic is bad, but to be honest I just noticed that I don't listen A Passion Play for at least 5 years (My car and house CD players have memory for the titles of the albums and after reading this last post checked both, it's not in the memory), there may be a reason behind this.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 02:43
Octavarium, I guess. Although most 20+ minute epics feature at least 50% filler material.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 03:23
Originally posted by Space Dimentia Space Dimentia wrote:

Plauge of light-house keepers by VDGG, biggest load of pap Iv every heard, and these guys are one of the big & importent prog bands! This is suppose to be their magnus opus! You must be have'in me no!

Funny, but for me it is THE prog-epic to measure all other epics by. And it is "Magnum Opus", by the way.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2006 at 03:26
Originally posted by Witchwoodhermit Witchwoodhermit wrote:

Hands down the worst progressive rock epic of all time is A Passion Play by Jethro Tull. I'm a hardcore Tull fan so I have perspective. This album is sheer masterbation. Thick as a Brick is a brilliant album, but has a few flat spots (side two mostly). A Passion Play is a full albums worth of these flat, uninspired, pointless spots. Passion Play represents everything that the critics and rock fans have said about prog for years, arrogant self indulgence! To have a point, direction of thought, and concept is always ideal before writing an albums worth of material. Ian's directionless drivil along the Fullum Rd. is pure filler. Contractual obligations - Filler. Passion Play is a black eye to the Tull catalogue and progressive music altogether. Sometimes the critics are correct.

Now, I realize this a very negative review of "that album", and I apologise to those I,ve offended, but it is something I feel very strongly about. I listen to a lot of music and am a good judge of quality, whether I like it or not, I can admit quality. As I said earlier, I'm a hardcore Tull fan and can say, head held high, that this album is just pure cannon fodder.

So let your balls fly, tell me-pray- Can YOU defend this drek.


Another dollar for me. Thank you very much.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 10:52

Originally posted by BaldFriede BaldFriede wrote:

Originally posted by Space Dimentia Space Dimentia wrote:

Plauge of light-house keepers by VDGG, biggest load of pap Iv every heard, and these guys are one of the big & importent prog bands! This is suppose to be their magnus opus! You must be have'in me no!

Funny, but for me it is THE prog-epic to measure all other epics by. And it is "Magnum Opus", by the way.

Perhaps Space Dementia is actually Hugh Banton in disguise.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 12:08

Why do 'hate' threads get so much sh*t on this site?

Hating something is just as valid an opinion as liking it, and you are allowed to express it!

If you get upset and angry because someone on the internet doesn't like something like something you like, there may well be something wrong with you.

Anyway for me its TFK - Love Supreme

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2006 at 12:16
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